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The ten-way tie was judged a ten-way tie, so no one won the grand prize, a rare fishing monopole.

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[–] samus12345 40 points 2 weeks ago

Very Far Side.

[–] hakunawazo 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They just can't catch magnetic fish like in the old days anymore. Damn micro-plastic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

We want heavy metals! We want heavy metals!

[–] randomaccount43543 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] davidgro 9 points 2 weeks ago

Nice. I actually missed a couple of the puns.

[–] RustyNova 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sad we don't see more of it, but it just didn't catch on.

At the same time the industry does a lot of bait and switch, so I understand

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.

[–] BassaForte 19 points 2 weeks ago

So at best, you find something rare and valuable, and at worst, you're removing trash from the waterways. What's not to love?

[–] Dagnet 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Once I went magnet fishing in a grate near my school's cafeteria, managed to get a lot of coins which felt like being rich as a kid

[–] Agent641 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Y'all have magnetic coins?

[–] Dagnet 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, my bluetooth earbuds charging case gets some coins stuck on it every time I place change in my pocket

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

But occasionally you find $100000.

[–] Tudsamfa 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'd totally be up to magnet fish, but our bomb disposal department finds enough explosives from ww2 as is. Though I could use a pair of rusty bolt cutters used in some crime, as shown on the Wikipedia article ...

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

What the fuck?

Magnet fishing, also called magnetic fishing, is searching in outdoor waters for ferromagnetic objects available to pull with a strong neodymium magnet.[1] Recovered items may be dangerous, such as firearms, ammunition, and bombs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnet_fishing

Why would anyone do this?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Goblin brain likes little trinkets made of metal. Goblin brain demands I find them, keep them, anything to distract from the void.

may be dangerous, such as firearms, ammunition, and bombs.

Also goblin brain not always best decision maker.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Tbf to the goblin brain, the likely danger from those objects is tetanus

[–] Agent641 2 points 2 weeks ago

I have severe goblin brain. Must collect metals.

[–] BassaForte 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Think using a metal detector on a beach, but better... Who wouldn't want to do this?

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not getting the 'better' part. You're much more stationary and whatever you pull up will be coated with muck and slime and, as what I pasted said, it might also seriously hurt or even kill you.

I'd say finding a bomb on a beach that no one has discovered yet is less likely than finding one in a river.

[–] BassaForte 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

From my other comment:

So at best, you find something rare and valuable, and at worst, you're removing trash from the waterways. What's not to love?

Also finding an active bomb anywhere is extremely rare... Not even possible enough to worry about.

[–] FlyingSquid 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At worst, you're blown into a bunch of little bloody pieces.

But removing trash from the waterways I can get behind.

[–] BassaForte 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There isn't even one instance of an active bomb exploding... And magnet fishing is a pretty common thing. Plus generally people will call the police if they find something potentially dangerous or used in a crime. It's probably fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I remember watching a video where some people pulled a landmine out of a river and the cops were so annoyed to have to deal with it. Apparently this wasn't the first explosive that's come up out of that river and the cops basically blamed the people for pulling out another one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Because our ancestors got dopamine when they picked a berry and that increased their odds of survival

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You could find a cool scooter! Or some coins!

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only ferromagnetic coins which... does anyone use those?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Most of Canada's small coins respond to magnets. Not sure about other countries.

Edit: Or even better, old ferromagnetic coins or forgotten tools from past ages if you're in areas of the old world

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 weeks ago

Interesting! TIL! Thanks.

[–] AeonFelis 3 points 2 weeks ago

Humans. Go figure.