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[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

this better not awaken anything in me

[–] Death_Equity 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Y'know, I was okay when it was just the elephant, like, of course, she's an elephant.

But the goddamn Pangolin having better tits than me? That's a line too far.

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Be glad with the tits you have, there are sad trans who would be glad to have your tits.

Also the pangolin is being made extinct because Chinese women want help lactating, I guess because they saw pangolin titties and thought that consuming the scales of a big tittied animal would help for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am the sad trans who wants the pangolins tits!

Though not at the cost of their entire species. We'll see where hormones can get me.

[–] Death_Equity 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There should be a trans donor list where MtF and FtM can swap parts. I don't know how medically possible that is, but medicine never got anywhere not trying stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Anti-rejection drugs are a hell of a drug

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 8 months ago

It honestly would probably take anti-rejection drugs and stem cell impregnated strategically scaffolded tissue from a highly compatible donor with a cocktail of other drugs. The process would be horrendously expensive with a high rate of complications, but the plus side would be endogenous hormone production and natural function should it be a complete success.

Some sort of crazy unpleasant gene therapy derrived from a parent or sibling over years would probably be more viable sooner, but time will tell on that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Why in the god's green earth would you show me that? Now I can't stop fapping to it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Now I want to see whale breasts

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

In mammals that live in the water the nippels are normally protected with a skin flap. The infant needs to push this flap aside in order to drink the milk from its mother. The flap closes to be water tight, to protect the nipples.

For species that live in both the water and on land, it can be different. Sealions for example have retractable nipples. Just something to think about I guess.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I believe I also have retractable nipples

[–] pdxfed 3 points 8 months ago

Can you milk me, Greg?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

retractable nipples

I'll take "Things I never thought I'd read" for $500 please Alex.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Now i wanna see whale calf drinking milk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I watched a documentary that said the milk is as thick as yogurt! Both gross and so cool

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I wanna try milking an elephant

[–] Death_Equity 19 points 8 months ago

I checked, nothing to see. Elephants remain the biggest big tittie queens of the mammalian family.

[–] hOrni 19 points 8 months ago

Elephantitties.

[–] feedum_sneedson 13 points 8 months ago

The nipples are rather human aren't they.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Is it weird I wanna squeeze em?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

no pls step-elephant