Someone get him out of there or he's gonna eat all the nut meat for himself!
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2024
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Why’d you put yourself in one to begin with, and how the fuck did you manage to fit?
Cause I'm a nutter and hydraulic press
....... losing my religion
honestly funniest joke in the franchise
I see your nutshell joke and raise you Orange Sher-bert
Its a good bit. not to get too Theory of Comedy, but I'd call that a lazzi (or "bit") more than a joke.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
It's nuts!
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/watch?v=jKMK3XGO27k
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
There are more people in a nut's hell than you would believe
Good nutrition.
Everyone, move over, I'm gonna bust a nut
-He turned himself into a nutshell, craziest shit I've ever seen today
-bro that's nuts