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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My dyslexic brain cannot follow this incomprehensible writing.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm not dyslexic and I can't follow it either πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I read extremely dry and convoluted technical documentation for a living and I gave up on this one.

[–] voracitude 13 points 6 months ago

That's because you're used to convoluted and this is convolucated. Get πŸ‘ edumacated πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

They came incredibly close to realizing that modern money is basically imaginary and made up of 1s and 0s, and instead came up with an insane story to explain it

[–] 8ender 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

β€œIn conclusion, I shouldn’t have to pay child support”

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 6 months ago

It seems to lead there way too often, doesn't it?

"I don't want to be responsible for my kids and here's the loophole."

[–] eugene171 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This is actually one of the most reasonable Sovcit takes I've seen.

Completely bonkers basis for the argument, several insane logical leaps but... At least I understand what they're trying to say.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can? Because I got lost somewhere in Rome.

[–] dogsnest 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 7 points 6 months ago

Maybe he's Maybelline.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're one step ahead of the rest of us

[–] bitchkat 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which means he's one of THEM!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] bitchkat 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If he can read sovcit, then he's the sovcit.

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 6 months ago

Can they even read each other's crazy ramblings?

I'm thinking it's like The Three Christs of Ypsilanti where they end up saying "those two guys aren't the real Jesus, they're mental patients. I'm the real Jesus."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Christs_of_Ypsilanti

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

really? I felt like I was having a stroke trying to parse it

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I hear you can get much more these days when you sell a kid to the U.S. Corporation's Departments than back when my daughter was born.

Some people are paying off their student loans if they have at least three kids.

[–] BigDiction 9 points 6 months ago

Hardcore Mormons are extremely well positioned in the market. Utah about to be minting millionaires once the word spreads.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 16 points 6 months ago

When you are born, your parents sell your birth certificate for $600,000, and when you're 20, the government declares you dead and takes your land.

This is where banks get money for credit card loans from. But the money you borrow is actually your own money, stolen when you were declared dead.

[–] whotookkarl 15 points 6 months ago

Zombie outbreak movie but instead it's all p-zombies muttering this nonsense

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago
[–] jordanlund 13 points 6 months ago

"No, you are not understanding this at all."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

So, when someone asks "where does the money on my creditcard come from, before I pay it back?", you can either point them to the wiki page for Fractional Reserve Banking, ooooooor...

[–] PsyDoctah9Jah 3 points 6 months ago

The Rothschild in me is suddenly feeling like a Rockefeller...crossbreed with a Bush.....