this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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I swear this was funny when I thought of it at three in the morning.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was going to comment but I remembered I left the door slightly open.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yes, when I realised I had a moment of sudden, uncomfortable shock. I had to pause the movie I was watching, which was about shark attacks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

so jarring. I am jar now.

[–] Mrkawfee 6 points 3 weeks ago

I like your out of the Jar thinking

[–] zakobjoa 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Resol 1 points 3 weeks ago

Someone left him in the jar somewhere.

[–] MrJameGumb 3 points 3 weeks ago

It started off pretty good, but you lost me around the third Jar Jar

[–] citrusface 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

7 is wrong. It's Jar Ed Harris Jar Jar, same with 8.

[–] Eddyzh 1 points 3 weeks ago

It is! Damn!

[–] Ghostalmedia 1 points 3 weeks ago