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submitted 3 weeks ago by aeronmelon to c/tenforward

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/12466174

Resistance is rule (what is this ruleshid Microsoft?)

Description: Microsoft ad with a man on the right doing a hand sign associated with star trek and wearing a white t-shirt and black glasses with thick borders. On the left the text reads white on black " Resistance is futile - get AI-ready with Azure" Blue button says "learn more".

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[-] Hobbes_Dent 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

- Borg slogan used positively

- Human

- Vulcan ~~symbol~~ gesture

Just not sure if trolling or being called a nerd by a clueless marketing department.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

I've got faith

in their marketing.

They could have said "Today is a good day to AI"

[-] marlowe221 3 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, I think that would have been better.

[-] marcos 14 points 3 weeks ago

Everybody is complaining in a way that implies it's a real ad.

Is it?

[-] ummthatguy 16 points 3 weeks ago

Not sure, but I found this:

How many fandoms can they possibly try to offend?

[-] Duamerthrax 5 points 3 weeks ago

A scifi nerd founded a company called Cyberdyne and released a product called HAL. It's a exoskeleton made for physical rehabilitation.

[-] ummthatguy 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Duamerthrax 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ummthatguy 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's cool, but still needs more Robocop.

[-] HessiaNerd 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Today on "Tech company uses horrible vision of the future from science fiction as marketing for their own horrible vision of the future":

[-] Duamerthrax 31 points 3 weeks ago
[-] edgemaster72 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, best I can give you is the Torture Buffer (which I would like to propose the alternate name, the Suffer Buffer)

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] ekZepp 19 points 3 weeks ago
[-] cosmicrookie 19 points 3 weeks ago
[-] tabris 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me

Like furgled grableblotchets on a lurgid bee.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

I remember back in the 90s during the Macintosh-Windows flamewars people would frequently make early image edits of Bill Gates as a Borg. Now they're doing it unironically.

[-] superfes 9 points 3 weeks ago

Gods, I can't wait for AI to die down to its eventual form of better auto-complete.

Le sigh.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Team Microsoft, reliably unreliable.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I want AI that can potentially destroy the world, but in a fun, Hollywood way. Not like this... Not like this...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Well Double Dumb-ass on you!

[-] rovingnothing29 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Anticorp 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is this a legitimate ad? WTF?

this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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