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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Level 2 word salad unlocked! Power words now available for use: instrument, holder, trust

[–] dogsnest 13 points 6 months ago

I can't grok the parse. Grep times out.

ABORTED.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would play this as a video game where you try to confuse the AI into approving your ridiculous claim. You win court cases by confusing the robot judge into incorrectly reading the law. Brain hacking.

[–] problematicPanther 3 points 6 months ago

Finally, a good use for ai.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm just imagining a sovciv mailing a CEO a violin and the CEO being very confused

[–] dogsnest 7 points 6 months ago

Accordion to the UCC-64, they're traversing the Wookie Steppes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

I can only imagine the only CEOs they've spoken to on the phone are the self-titled CEOs of private, 5 employee, local car shops.

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I never thought I'd pity a CEO, but here we are...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Make em work for their dividends

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd hold a gun to most billionaire's heads and make them listen to a sovcit until they dispersed their wealth though.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 6 months ago

I'm not saying they wouldn't deserve it, I'd still feel bad for them just based on my ability for empathy.

[–] TomMasz 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

These wahoos never want to actually pay for anything, do they?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 5 points 6 months ago

They do, just with magic paperwork.

[–] Alexstarfire 6 points 6 months ago