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[–] themeatbridge 54 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I had a European friend complain that Americans are so egocentric that they call their music "Country Music." He was also mad we put mayonaise on a pasta and call it a salad.

[–] Wild_Mastic 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I am also mad about the second part.

[–] Blue_Morpho 17 points 7 months ago (6 children)

If you want rage, Midwesterners put marshmallows in pistachio pudding and call it salad.

[–] chknbwl 10 points 7 months ago

Green Fluff is just a derivative of Ambrosia, which is very much a Southern-States creation. We Midwesterners simply made it better. /j

Jokes aside, my grandmother used to make her own homemade cherry ambrosia. That recipe is lost with Dementia (she never wrote it down either, heh) so I'll probably never have Pink Fluff that good again. Don't knock it 'til you try it.

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[–] nifty 23 points 7 months ago

What did you eat today?

Oh just some salad

The salad

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do they not use the word country as a synonym for rural? I checked the Cambridge dictionary, it's their second definition listed, even higher than where that definition is listed in Merriam Webster. It's like complaining rock music is made with guitars instead of boulders. Does he also think that country is like the only genre of music made in America? Though some country singers do like to put a lot of nationalism in their music which does kind of confuse things.

I'm a firm mayo by itself as a sauce hater though so I'm with him there. Even more abominable are the jello (or jelly for those in the UK) "salads." It's not a salad!

[–] themeatbridge 6 points 7 months ago

I think maybe he was just making a joke.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But Germans have litterally every kind of salad.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Germans will literally put mayonnaise on sliced sausage and call that a salad.

https://www.recipesfromeurope.com/fleischsalat/

[–] TheCheddarCheese 9 points 7 months ago (6 children)

TWO salads*

Keep in mind that Fleischsalat is different from Wurstsalat. The main difference is that Fleischsalat is made with mayo to be creamy while Wurstsalat is made with a simple vinaigrette as the dressing.

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[–] MargotRobbie 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So Chris Hatfield is the only musician you like?

Space oddity from the ISS.

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[–] gibmiser 50 points 7 months ago

New Wave, duh

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shows picture with mostly international waters on it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Look closely at the map: the water is in the country labeled Atlantic Ocean.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Pirate sea shanties are booming

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

International waters. Like that DethKlok album recorded onto pure water.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever heard of sea shanties?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago
[–] Blyfh 21 points 7 months ago

Wait till you find out about world music

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Dethklok built a submarine & recorded Murmaider deep under water ...

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

In a pineapple under the sea maybe?

[–] Alteon 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Okay. I hate any music that references all of the following pandering terms: trucks, boots, whiskey, blue jeans, dirt, drinkin', beer, and. "back roads".

If you removed the lyrics from almost every modern US "Country" song, they wouldn't be so bad, by holy shit...it's like you can't have a country song without whiskey and blue jeans sung in an overdone Kentucky or Mid-Western accent. It's essentially fan service for country boys and girls. Half of those singers haven't touched so much as a rake in their entire lives and for some reason people make this genre their entire fucking identity.

[–] rockSlayer 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Stadium country is garbage. Dark country and folk music actually does interesting things with those terms.

[–] captainlezbian 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Folk makes you feel things. Mostly rage at the capital holding class, but that’s a thing you can feel

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Folk makes you feel things. Mostly rage at the capital holding class, but that’s a thing you ~~can~~ should feel.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Matriks404 10 points 7 months ago

Somebody should make a map with most hated music genre/artist per country.

[–] prime_number_314159 10 points 7 months ago

The other 2 thirds of the Earth's surface, obviously. As the greatest song in history says: "...We got no troubles - Life is the bubbles - Under the sea..."

[–] owatnext 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

anarchist music doesn't recognize the concept of a nation-state as valid

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

International waters music or gtfo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Sea shanties > country music

[–] ZeroTwo 9 points 7 months ago

Continent Music

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

This is a good indication that I need to go to bed. It took me like a minute and a half to actually get it.

...I am so fucking tired.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

This is why I only listen to music from polynesian islands

[–] captainlezbian 8 points 7 months ago

Antarctica, international waters, and space. Some people argue whether it should be made in rojava or Zapatista held territory

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

🎵🦀🎵Under the seeeeea🎵🦀🎵

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Antarctica is technically not a country

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