Depends on whether I'm relieving pressure or announcing my presence at the salad bar.
this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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Tossing the salad?
The ones that go on a tad longer than you expect then pitch up at the end
Ah! The question fart! I love those.
A long one that you can feel making everything move again.
Supposing you don't poop yourself in either scenario, definitely the short powerful blast. The release of pressure is so good.
The longer one is more funny. Especially if you rev it up like a motorcycle.
A fart that is silent but deadly, and others around blame it on someone else 😂
Practice the ventriloquist fart for extra lulz!
Short and powerful. The feeling of your bowels suddenly deflating is satisfying.
The squat huff. One single motion, one sound, one life, one love.
Short and powerful, so satisfying
A fart.
The answer is yes