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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (26 children)

I'll just remind that not every yacht costs millions, there are those that cost less than a 2016 Harley Davidson. Don't know what kind of yacht was sunk this time, but I guess it wasn't a big one

Also, orcas are pissed off because of fishermen, plus fishermen now play loud music to ~~piss them even more~~ ward them off. I'm totally on the orcas side, but would prefer if those loud fisherboats were damaged instead

[–] halendos 27 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Yeah, they are damaging mostly sailboats, not those millionaire party yachts you imagine. Boats from families and people who just want to sail and chill on the ocean, literally the least environmental damaging boats there are.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I just stumbled upon the article, and apparently it was this one. From a quick glance at the listing, I'd say this particular one is a ~$400k-$700k boat.

EDIT: I was wrong, it's more like $200k-$300k

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thanks, that's more expensive than I thought :)

People who were on the yacht at the time may have gotten it for around €3300, as it was available to rent

Edit: lol, I've linked the same article you mentioned, because I didn't check the other link

[–] HootinNHollerin 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yea it’s pretty dumb how many people assume that, when all the videos I’ve seen are of typical-sized sailboats with fiberglass hulls. If people stopped to think for a second, they’d realize it’d be a lot harder to sink steel-hulled large luxury motor yachts / super yachts like billionaires & mega millionaires have

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Which should have us scared for the next generation of weapons the orcas develop to handle the megayachts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

If I ever find myself turned into an orca and someone's sailing close to me blasting off loud music, they're getting wet.

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[–] DrElementary 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is anyone else bothered by the addition of the word "just", which throws off the whole rhythm and doesn't need to be there in any way?

[–] Etterra 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

It works if you pronounce the last word as three syllables. I don't know if that's the correct way to pronounce it, but it is the American way to pronounce it.

[–] DrElementary 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

"I'm a bitch"

3 syllables

"I'm an orca"

4 syllables

"Sinking yachts"

3 syllables

"Off Majorca"

4 syllables

Adding "Just" makes it 5, which is too many for the pattern

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[–] brap 25 points 6 months ago

Made me giggle at work. Quality.

[–] GrymEdm 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Orcas have been such bros to humanity (no wild orcas have ever been recorded intentionally attacking humans) that if they're hitting boats I'm starting with the assumption that it's the humans fucking up. There's a lot more history of humans being cruel/stupid to wildlife than there is of orcas doing the same to us.

Orcas have rarely injured and in one case killed their trainers when held captive, but that's essentially them fighting being held hostage. “No one is sure what causes the animals to react in this way, but boredom, frustration and ill health, both physical and mental, have all been implicated,” says Rob. “These incidents have resulted in serious injuries to trainers and, in one case at least, proved to be fatal.”

[–] TheSealStartedIt 21 points 6 months ago
[–] lunarul 18 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Fun fact: orcas are not whales. The name "killer whale" is a reversal of their previous name, "whale killers". They're just mean dolphins.

[–] AngryCommieKender 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They normally aren't mean. Orcas used to hunt whales with us. We would give them all the stuff we didn't want, and they'd herd whale pods to the ships.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well they eat everything that they can get a hold of, as a species, except us. Individual pods have varied diets

[–] lunarul 2 points 6 months ago

I really meant badass, but they can definitely be mean. All intelligent animals have a mean side.

[–] aeronmelon 12 points 6 months ago

Dolphins are mean dolphins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Dolphins are whales source

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[–] teft 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I’m a goddess, I’m a queen

My teeth are not baleen

[–] FlashMobOfOne 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm with the orcas.

Sink them all.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

You know I wouldn't want it any other waaaaaay!

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[–] aeronmelon 9 points 6 months ago

I want to believe that orcas absolutely would belt out singer/songwriter hits from the 1990s if they could.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My brain wants me to translate this into creep and I can't.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I believe its supposed to be to "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks.

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[–] Thcdenton 4 points 6 months ago

Man I'm just glad this isnt happening in Cali. I really like sailing.

[–] univers3man 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Am I the only one trying to shoehorn these lyrics into Steve miller's joker?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Just when you think you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

The whales said it's cool, guys. Carry on.

[–] Etterra 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So you make enough money to purchase a luxury boat? Well do I have THE vacation destination for you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

These have mostly been small sailing vessels, and in some cases the family home. We're not talking about the 1% here.

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