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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't believe he's going to sleep as well as he thinks. If he dresses up like that he's liable to be visited by three spirits during the night who will teach him the true meaning of Christmas.

The fact that it's currently July would make it all the more unsettling

[–] Lemmylefty 6 points 1 year ago

At least he’ll have a talking rat and a…whatever, to guide him along his journey.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he waits until September he could be visited by 3 ghosts that teach him the true meaning of Michealmas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had never heard of Michaelmas before! I'll never look at blackberries the same way again now!

[–] afraid_of_zombies 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've tried melatonin but it leaves me feeling hung over, no matter how low the dose. So a couple times a month I'll treat myself to a half dose of NyQuil, and I sleep like a baby.

Heading into menopause sucks for sleep. 😕.

[–] EdibleFriend 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I absolutely earned that lol.

[–] Blastoid5000 2 points 1 year ago

Yeh I feel hung over as well. I thought it was only me!

[–] felixwhynot 2 points 1 year ago

I would suggest you try Benadryl (or generic) as a sleep aid. I use it sometimes while traveling etc. works well, cheap, and available widely. This is now sold for more as “ZzzQuil”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Love me that “mimimi” sleep

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Boy, I sure hope my deceased business partner doesn't have any regrets that he might harbor due to actions we undertook in our ravenous pursuit of wealth. Anyway, can't wait till Christmas is over.

[–] felixwhynot 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poly/cotton blend robe? For sleep?? Hell no. Light cotton or linen blend pls 😴

[–] Ddhuud 4 points 1 year ago

Oh you're an old person in a cartoon!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The honk shoo life

[–] Yarla98 4 points 1 year ago

It's the Ebenezer Scrooge gift pack!

[–] thesprongler 2 points 1 year ago

Honk Shoo and the MeMeMes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Serious question: Why would somebody want to wear a hat when sleeping?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Back in the day before houses had isolation and the draft was real, you'd wear a hat in wintertime as to not wake up from being cold

[–] ike 2 points 1 year ago

It's sad how much I can't stop giggling about this during this serious business meeting I'm in right now.

[–] Fantomas 2 points 1 year ago

Wee willy winkie sleep is best sleep.

[–] Pregnenolone 1 points 1 year ago

He needs a cat to complete the look