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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'd definitely prefer the raison.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I agree

oatmeal raisin > chocolate chip

any day of the week

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but have you heard of our lord and savior, Oatmeal Chocolate Chip?

[–] spongebue 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's something about the fruity spice that complements the chewy texture from the oatmeal so well. If I'm having chocolate chip in a cookie, I want it to be a buttery, gooey one.

[–] NightAuthor 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cookie connoisseur, you know what you like and how to articulate it, hot.

[–] spongebue 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Those cookies really help the dad bod 😏

[–] NightAuthor 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's your favorite kind of cookie?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

White chocolate macadamia nut

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

So would you have a similar reaction if you bit in and it turned out to be chocolate chip? It's the unexpected texture and flavor that's the problem.

[–] NightAuthor 1 points 7 months ago

Are people making non oatmeal, raisin cookies? Cuz like…. They look totally different, unmistakable.

[–] Madison420 1 points 7 months ago

Agreed, the chocolate chip cookie is the cookie of degenerates like cookie monster. Nameless shifty formed addicts who break into their friends and families homes to steal cookies and vcrs to pawn for more cookies.. Shameful, truly is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Unpopular opinion: oatmeal chocolate chip are a bigger letdown if you’re expecting raisins.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Oatmeal raisin isn't even bad. It's just the shock of your expectations not meeting reality that sucks. It's the betrayal of the trust that you put in your food. Of course, its your fault for not reading packaging or looking more closely than not at all.

[–] bitchkat 5 points 7 months ago

Oatmeal raisin is the best cookie.

[–] HUMAN_TRASH 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dkarma 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] HUMAN_TRASH 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're the best cookies. No one can change my mind.

[–] HUMAN_TRASH 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Theyre great, as long as there's no raisins

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Oh no, my lack of reading skills have created an awkward situation here.....

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff 3 points 7 months ago

My family makes several medjoul date desserts, which are okay if you're expecting it, but they're easy to mistake for some kind of chocolate ganache filling, in which case taking one bite throws off your whole day.

[–] MehBlah 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At least he didn't leave for no raisin.

[–] mhague 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Your comment gave me one of those... things. You know, like a headache but with pictures.

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

More like

“Trying to convince my brain that this cookie is heathy because it has fruit in it”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

oat and raisin cookies are king

[–] Apeman42 1 points 7 months ago

Fuck raisins. Chopped dates are superior for all baking purposes.

[–] jenny_ball 1 points 7 months ago

i once bit mashed potatoes thinking it was vanilla ice cream

[–] jordanlund 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

opposite for me, i find chocolate chip to be disgusting. idk why just gross to me

[–] Thcdenton 1 points 7 months ago

More of a snicketdoodle man myself

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

Not compared to chocolate it isn't