this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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submitted 6 months ago by PP_BOY_ to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] NateNate60 108 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My mother would always just say "Fine then, don't eat", and then I'd get hungry later and she'd say that's just too bad

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"If you don't eat you'll regret it!"

"Slippery slope."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Because of the implications?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

For me it was "Fine then, dont eat" and i wouldnt eat anything

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (1 children)

" I own you, have absolute authority over you and don't care about your opinion of it"

"Oh a forum mod"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Even lemm.ee's mods? That sucks.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I detect the fallacist's fallacy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

What about the phallus's fallacy?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 44 points 6 months ago (4 children)

She's about to break both his arms.

Then he'll need his mommy.

[–] PP_BOY_ 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 27 points 6 months ago

Cum laudely.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

We're on a different forum now.

These days the kids can buy a machine that does (up to) 700 strokes per minute.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 6 months ago

Different forum but the same people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I think it depends on the make, model and even the situation

Different strokes for different folks

[–] Thcdenton 12 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, the mom with the good arms.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

My porn acct name is finally relevant

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (3 children)

it’s pro hoc, not cum hoc. which is to not say that it is not objectively, very funny.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

ha ha your mom hock my cum every night thru my jorts lol gottem

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I think you might mean "post hoc…" which is a more specific case of "cum hoc…" and sets focus on time/order of events

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

The Phallusy Fallacy: "You're dick, therefore fuck you."