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[–] PP_BOY_ 113 points 10 months ago (4 children)

They are tho. Unless you're scarfing down dozens of Hershey Kisses a day, you'll be fine eating them whole. Edible =/= tasty or recommended, but you're not gonna die either.

See also: Stickers on fruit

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Technically correct is the best kind of correct!:-P

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

why would you believe in this again

😔😔😔😔😔😔

[–] SchmidtGenetics 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

To be clear here though, they are made to be edible since people would likely assume they are part of the product and eat them. It would be irresponsible for them to not be edible.

[–] Chocrates 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't the FDA require food stickers to be non toxic (I am bristling at the usage of edible...). I would think that the paper in the candy would fall under the same rules.

[–] SchmidtGenetics 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What about the foil wrapper it comes in? Thats not edible even if non-toxic, but the strip to open it is since it’s inside the wrapping of the product. Leading people to think it’s edible.

Yes people can be dumb.

[–] edgemaster72 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is why as a kid I came up with eatable as an alternative word meaning not only can you eat it, but you (or someone) would actually want to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You didn't come up with that. Willy Wonka did.

[–] edgemaster72 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Huh, well it looks like there's usage that predates that, but I hadn't heard it prior to my own usage.

[–] hperrin 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They are technically edible, but not meant to be eaten.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anything’s edible if you eat it.

[–] hperrin 5 points 10 months ago

Edible means it’s safe to eat, so paper is edible, arsenic is not.

[–] Tikiporch 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Funny story about Hershey Kisses. When they were hand wrapped, they paid their workers by-the-Kiss, so there were all kinds of techniques to increase output. The most efficient way to get the chocolate kiss to stick to the wrapper was to lick the bottom so it held tight when you twisted it closed. There's a good chance your parents and definitely grandparents ate prelicked chocolate kisses.

[–] starchylemming 5 points 10 months ago

and that's how they've gotten herpes kisses

[–] jordanlund 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I mean, anything is edible if you're brave enough...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Chocrates 2 points 10 months ago

Lol someone screenshotted part of this and posted it somewhere and I said the same thing 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everything is edible once.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh yeah, eat the concept of plagiarism!

[–] Feathercrown 55 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

You fucking did it. Now eat my comment?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I have been defeated, away I must go, back to my cave!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Scrumptious!

[–] EdibleFriend 6 points 10 months ago
[–] Sam_Bass 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My acid dealer agrees. That’s why he always wants me to pay in cash, I assume

[–] Crackhappy 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ironfacebuster 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy 0 points 10 months ago

yesterday is weaving in and out

[–] Dozzi92 1 points 10 months ago

Just trading papers that's all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If she ate it for a year, it is edible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That's what she said...

[–] Crack0n7uesday 4 points 10 months ago

They're not not edible...