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[–] PP_BOY_ 112 points 4 months ago (4 children)

They are tho. Unless you're scarfing down dozens of Hershey Kisses a day, you'll be fine eating them whole. Edible =/= tasty or recommended, but you're not gonna die either.

See also: Stickers on fruit

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Technically correct is the best kind of correct!:-P

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

why would you believe in this again

😔😔😔😔😔😔

[–] SchmidtGenetics 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

To be clear here though, they are made to be edible since people would likely assume they are part of the product and eat them. It would be irresponsible for them to not be edible.

[–] Chocrates 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't the FDA require food stickers to be non toxic (I am bristling at the usage of edible...). I would think that the paper in the candy would fall under the same rules.

[–] SchmidtGenetics 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What about the foil wrapper it comes in? Thats not edible even if non-toxic, but the strip to open it is since it’s inside the wrapping of the product. Leading people to think it’s edible.

Yes people can be dumb.

[–] edgemaster72 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is why as a kid I came up with eatable as an alternative word meaning not only can you eat it, but you (or someone) would actually want to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You didn't come up with that. Willy Wonka did.

[–] edgemaster72 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Huh, well it looks like there's usage that predates that, but I hadn't heard it prior to my own usage.

[–] hperrin 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They are technically edible, but not meant to be eaten.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anything’s edible if you eat it.

[–] hperrin 5 points 4 months ago

Edible means it’s safe to eat, so paper is edible, arsenic is not.

[–] Tikiporch 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Funny story about Hershey Kisses. When they were hand wrapped, they paid their workers by-the-Kiss, so there were all kinds of techniques to increase output. The most efficient way to get the chocolate kiss to stick to the wrapper was to lick the bottom so it held tight when you twisted it closed. There's a good chance your parents and definitely grandparents ate prelicked chocolate kisses.

[–] starchylemming 5 points 4 months ago

and that's how they've gotten herpes kisses

[–] jordanlund 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I mean, anything is edible if you're brave enough...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Chocrates 2 points 4 months ago

Lol someone screenshotted part of this and posted it somewhere and I said the same thing 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Everything is edible once.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh yeah, eat the concept of plagiarism!

[–] Feathercrown 55 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

You fucking did it. Now eat my comment?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I have been defeated, away I must go, back to my cave!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Scrumptious!

[–] EdibleFriend 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well...paper is semi edible I think. It's not delicious though.

[–] samus12345 18 points 4 months ago

You can eat that little paper with no harmful effects, so I'd say it's edible. Just not nutritious or, as you said, good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

This really says more about the taste Hershey's shitty chocolate than anything

[–] Sam_Bass 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My acid dealer agrees. That’s why he always wants me to pay in cash, I assume

[–] Crackhappy 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ironfacebuster 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy 0 points 4 months ago

yesterday is weaving in and out

[–] Dozzi92 1 points 4 months ago

Just trading papers that's all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If she ate it for a year, it is edible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's what she said...

[–] Crack0n7uesday 4 points 4 months ago

They're not not edible...