this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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[–] Veedem 107 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The guy ahead of me is taking FOREVER!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 16 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 83 points 6 months ago

I rather be eating Wendy's

[–] capt_wolf 58 points 6 months ago

This would have been cheaper if I just did it at home!

[–] Death_Equity 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What toys are available?

Do you have milk?

I'd like it animal style.

Can you make it wet?

Is there nut in that?

[–] GoTeamBoobies 8 points 6 months ago

Animal style, extra spread

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[–] BeepTheJeep 45 points 6 months ago

Hold the pickle.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

Why did it get so expensive?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

Can I have a banana shake?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

I thought it was bigger than that

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

Actually, could I get that as a large instead?

[–] taiyang 32 points 6 months ago

I paid via the mobile app, hope that's ok.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Thank you come again

[–] HerrVorragend 23 points 6 months ago

The pictures do not represent reality!

[–] CenturionKing 19 points 6 months ago

Thanks Grandma ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] dorron 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Back in my day this was 99c

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What? Are you 300 years old?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Thank you, come again!

[–] MrVilliam 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, I wanted a large...

I'd like a small #2.

Are you still open?

Who's in charge here?

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[–] Anticorp 15 points 6 months ago

Supersize me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Look, I just want ketchup dripping off the thing

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 13 points 6 months ago

Hey you forgot the sauce!

[–] Mpeach45 12 points 6 months ago

Give me all your hot sauce.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

No pickles please

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Keep the change.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Can I get some sauce?

[–] MalachaiConstant 9 points 6 months ago

I hope it's still hot!

[–] TheHottub 9 points 6 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] ekZepp 8 points 6 months ago

Wow, the prices are surely going up, isn't if?

[–] Mango 7 points 6 months ago

Pull up, we're holding your sausage.

[–] Philharmonic3 7 points 6 months ago

Can you speak up please? I can't really hear you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I didn't order the lemonade, but I'll drink it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wish you were the lady from the Wendy's commercials

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

lemme just scooch forward more so i can reach...

[–] Starkstruck 7 points 6 months ago

Is that all?

[–] paddirn 6 points 6 months ago
[–] seaQueue 6 points 6 months ago

Thanks, please pull forward to the next window

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Gimme the extra large milkshake.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Wow. This has gotten expensive!

[–] RadicalEagle 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

How much for the taco dinner?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Enter at the back

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'll pay you when you give me what I asked for

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'll have a Sloppy Toppy with a Twist.

[–] supercriticalcheese 4 points 6 months ago

Ask your mum.

[–] joneskind 4 points 6 months ago

I'll take your meatballs, hope they are juicy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Can I use this cupon?

[–] AFaithfulNihilist 3 points 6 months ago

"Can I have extra napkins?"

"Uh, actually I asked for non-fat skim mocha..."

"Aren't you a little young/old to be working here?"

"I specifically asked for mine to come with no pickle"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Extra sauce

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