even fucking airplanes are enshittifying.
this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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That's a heavy one. I'm not sure it can fly.
That's Boeing's slogan.
Boeing
Not sure it can fly.
Me, a Boeing whistleblower, in my car after a long day of loving life and exposing a corporations crimes to the public: "PERSONA!!"
Fake news, the bolts used in whistleblower ears were made out of proteins instead of metal alloys, that's why their brains were sucked out at altitude (onboard a Boeing passenger airliner with the whistleblower sitting in the middle seat and all the doors of the aeroplane suddenly falling off).
Boeing, not going.
Guteral gasp laughs and even a tear on my end lol
*Boeing Whistleblowers brains out