this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (4 children)

What's going on with that metal wall coating?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Looks like a converted hospital room with those outlets in the metal wall.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChowJeeBai 9 points 6 months ago

Realtor: privacy implements against electronic snooping!

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 6 months ago

Some people need a backspash for their bed. I'm just saying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The built the tin foil hat into the room, so you don't have to sleep in one.

[–] sturlabragason 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It seems you haven’t seen Scandinavian prison cells…

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Let's see the rest of it then!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Omgarm 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Extra safety because somebody will watch you sleep.

[–] ChowJeeBai 3 points 6 months ago

Realtor: non glaring natural lighting at all times of the year!

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 6 months ago

This place is entirely underground, isn't it? I'm thinking a good seven or eight stories.

[–] Im_old 10 points 6 months ago

This is in central London, in a nice area. It's much more spacious of other flats I've seen in London (and worse areas). Yes, it's a basement. If you could afford £1766/month of rent it's still not a terrible deal. You COULD find a better place, but sometimes you don't have the time to keep looking, you have to take the less bad option. For a computer gremlin like me having no natural light would be a bonus tbh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

i don't tlsee anything wrong with this except the weird metal coating

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The floor window is a nice touch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What's with the metal? Was it a kitchen before?

[–] ChowJeeBai 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Realtor: convenient to clean wall coating!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] ChowJeeBai 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Realtor: discerning buyers only!

[–] JJROKCZ 6 points 6 months ago

1700, 2br kings cross, London. Someone linked it further up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This was literally the size of my student housing apart unit. I could stretch my arms and touch the opposite walls.