Tell them you're outside right now. "oh wrong address, I'll go tomorrow instead" Rinse and repeat.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2024
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If it is close enough actually drop a package off. Letter in it that read:
"Nope, I am not".
Then just block the person.
Lol also very funny.
Someone rolled a 1 on their persuasion check
With a charisma of 6.
This buyer needs more training at doing the Jedi mind trick.
I am a single mother
Yeah, imagine saying no to a double mother.
I'd probably say something like "okay I'll bring it to you what's your address?" And tell them an hour later I dropped it off by their mailbox and make them think I gave it to the wrong address. Someone as entitled as this would have a meltdown
I couldn't even begin to imagine a stranger speaking to someone like this
What kind of fucking animal talks like that?!?
Is this like a trick to get the person to say yes then she can try to sue them or something because they agreed (even though they weren't going to follow through)?
“Dropped it off, hope you like them!” “No you didn’t!” “Sure I did, it was right where you said you’d be. Labeled waste management and all”
I don't have no one to give me a ride
"I don't have no one" is a double negative, which means that if this sentence had been spoken by an intelligent person, it means they do indeed have someone who could give them a ride.