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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I want just 1 ridiculously long spaghetti noodle that everyone at the table shares.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

there's just 2 ends tho, and you wouldn't cut spaghetti, right??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That would bring shame and dishonor to any Italian blood in you. Instead, you keep eating from opposite ends until you kiss, passionately.

[–] PropaGandalf 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

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[–] EdibleFriend 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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[–] WereCat 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes but what if you don't have it? Are you not going to cook spaghetti?

[–] EdibleFriend 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Iono I'll probably just jack off.

[–] WereCat 1 points 4 months ago

Fair enough.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I always cook the whole package, which is usually about 500 g.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I intentionally cook an outrageous amount of spaghetti to save some for later. We are not the same.

If you want to cook exactly the right amount and don't have a spaghetti measurer just weigh them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I eat enough that I have plenty of leftovers, and sometimes I eat enough that I'm confused as to why I have no leftovers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Sometimes I don't eat all the left overs for second and third dinner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

IMHO A rough rule of thumb is the amount you can grab with just your pinkie finger is one portion for you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

*a rough rule of pinkie

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

If you have one of those spaghetti scooper things (I forget what they’re called), that hole in the middle is used to measure out about one serving’s worth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

i usually aim for about 80g dry per person

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit 3 points 4 months ago

That's a huge removed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Usually for me I make about 80g, that seems to always mostly be right