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[–] dank953 83 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat's essence.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I spat out my coffee upon reading this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You shouldn't do that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Only 15mL and into a syringe, right?

[–] tulliandar 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Figure 3

[–] Etterra 9 points 5 months ago

NGL, I can't think of a funnier response than this.

[–] Sanctus 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Figure 1: My current obsession

Figure 2: My friends

[–] b3an 2 points 5 months ago

Hahaha 😂

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just install Linux

[–] uservoid1 11 points 5 months ago

Just install ~~Linux~~ Lynx

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

it has this vibe"how to draw an owl" meme: first step is two ellipses, second step is a completed owl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It works best to catch the cat while its asleep, then this is mostly accurate :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I wish I could upvote this twice.

[–] MythicalThoughts 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How to give your uncooperative cat her fucking heroine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

What if the heroine doesn't want to get got

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

How it’s made: Cat foie gras

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Manifest v3 implementation plan

[–] uservoid1 17 points 5 months ago

How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps

[–] Clepsydrae 16 points 5 months ago

For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.

[–] setsneedtofeed 12 points 5 months ago

Ve have vays of making you talk.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

This pills the cat.

[–] Mango 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Apply directly to the cat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Seems legit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

My morning, every morning for the last 5 years. Not shown is the part where I have to cut her pills into quarters and then fit the pill slice into a gel cap so it doesn't trigger hyper-salivation on the way down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I cannot tell you why, but I can tell you it works. They just let you do it.

Edit: I may not have seen the community or post name. I leave the comment anyway.

[–] Werbert 6 points 5 months ago

How to eat beans without getting your fingers dirty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Arch Linux is actually very stable

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Dosing cats with lsd

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That's too much LSD for cats.

...

Unless?

[–] Mango 3 points 5 months ago

Woah black Betty. ---- bam balam!

[–] Nounka 3 points 5 months ago

Now draw an owl....

[–] GratefullyGodless 2 points 5 months ago

What I have to do every morning.

[–] Mango 1 points 5 months ago

Remind her the greebles aren't real.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

EVs are good for the environment

[–] Mango 3 points 5 months ago

While I don't agree, this is still hilarious and the down voters have no chill.