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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14119731

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[–] Viking_Hippie 76 points 2 months ago (31 children)

No, that's, different, you see!

She wasn't a surrogate, she was just raped by a ghost who's also her son, which is of course totally fine and wholesome!

[–] Dasus 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well if we assume God is female, then Jesus' mom would've been a surrogate, technically, I think.

[–] Viking_Hippie 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Depends whether the holy ghost has a penis that ejaculates, really.

....is not something I ever thought I'd write 😆

[–] Dasus 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean they might, but if they also have egg cells...

Surrogacy is when a uterus grows a kid that wasn't by their own egg.

[–] too_high_for_this 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Technically, that's called gestational surrogacy. Traditional surrogacy uses the surrogate's egg and the intended father's (or donor's) sperm.

[–] Dasus 5 points 2 months ago

Huh. True enough. Point well made.

[–] squozenode 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had no idea that existed. I thought surrogacy was donor sperm + donor egg in third party womb.

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[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Wasn’t there a TNG episode kinda-sorta like that?

[–] captainlezbian 1 points 2 months ago

In Catholicism the Holy Ghost is feminine. Though that may be folk Catholicism.

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[–] db2 24 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why do we care what the leader of a pedophile death cult thinks?

[–] MotoAsh 25 points 2 months ago

Because this particular death cult has billions of members.

[–] unreasonabro 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he affects the retards, the retards are a problem

[–] mojo_raisin 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

he affects the retards, the retards are a problem

Ya this is key right here. I feel like if we want to make progress and not just bitch about our problems, we need to figure out how to break the link between grifter cult leaders and their idiot armies, whether that's in the church or MAGA or anywhere else.

All those funny dumb people full of hate we laugh at with Jordan Klepper cannot be turned into smart nice people. We need to put their focus back on ancient aliens and who shot JFK to get them out of the way.

[–] andros_rex 12 points 2 months ago

In the US, Evangelical Christian’s did not give a shit about abortion until about the 70s, when they realized they could form a coalition with Catholics to gain political power on that wedge issue. Lots of people care about what the Pope thinks, so unfortunately the rest of us have to somewhat too.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 8 points 2 months ago

Because he influences a lot of other pedophiles, presumably.

The issue of surrogacy, particularly in a country like the United States, which denies people public health care and forces pregnant women to assume an enormous amount of medical risk (particularly in abortion-illegal states), is a hot one from a socio-economic perspective.

Turning desperate young women into indentured servants is bad aktuly. And it shouldn't take a guy in a big gold hat to make that clear.

[–] Dkarma 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Aceticon 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To think that an entire Abrahamic religion was born from a woman's need to convince her husband that she hadn't slept with another man hence she came up with the whole "God did it" and raised her son to believe it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 18 points 2 months ago

Why would Mary care what the Pope has to say? She's Jewish.

[–] samus12345 17 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To quote Captain Holt:
"That is amazingly funny."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] afraid_of_zombies 14 points 2 months ago

God committed rape and adultery.

[–] FlashMobOfOne 10 points 2 months ago

I mean, after thousands of years of Christianity, it's a little weird that people get so shocked when they behave like assholes.

[–] solomon42069 10 points 2 months ago

Absolute perfection.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yah, ...like she had a choice.

[–] unreasonabro 6 points 2 months ago

that's funny, we all call the Pope a grave violation of human dignity...

[–] tamal3 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just for the record, there are a surprising number of rich people who are paying other people to have children for them. It's not for medical reasons, but for cosmetics and convenience. It actually is pretty weird imo.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That sounds like something tabloids would say but has little relationship to the truth. If you got hard numbers I will look at them and you can prove me wrong.

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[–] unreasonabro 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

i mean you don't use their genes...

[–] tamal3 1 points 2 months ago

Yes, I know how surrogacy works...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Sam_Bass 2 points 2 months ago

The comic correctly infers that religion is only as valid as the person chooses, thereby confirming its manmade origin

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