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[–] [email protected] 98 points 5 months ago

Unsinkable II got me.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao

[–] CriticalMiss 28 points 5 months ago

Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (9 children)

So what are y'all naming your boats if you had one?

Mine would be "Gonna Need a Bigger Boat."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] quinkin 9 points 5 months ago

I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nile and wave, buoys

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Boats McGoats

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Left Kidney

[–] HappycamperNZ 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Far queue

Pier pressure

H&S meeting/ OSHA meeting

Work call

I would also have taken unsinkable 2

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Loaded Boatery

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] tinyVoltron 2 points 5 months ago

Mine is named "Machine".

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Are dads naming the pho restaurants and hair salons, too?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

There's a place near where I used to live called Phó Que Huong and I don't know what Huong did to deserve this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Pho Reignmuck

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

No bass to mouth?

[–] Shotgun_Alice 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Kinda sounds like a Culture ship name.

[–] Got_Bent 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world.

867-5309

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

800 588-2300

For all my NEOhio peeps: Garfield 1-2323

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's how i name my ship in Blackwake! (Free (janky) pvp pirate game)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, is that game still alive? I played that back when it was pay2play.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It's f2p now, got enough players right now. But somehow the news needs to spread that the game is worth playing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I was always a fan of "The Sea-Ward" from Arrested Development

[–] grue 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.

(Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it's the only one I could find.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] angrystego 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Has there ever been a warship called Worship? Seems inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It’s the christofascists get elected this year the odds go way up in the US.

[–] Gabu 8 points 5 months ago

Cirrhosis of the river is pretty good

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one reading these in Bob Belcher's voice?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You named your boat Sea Me Now?