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[–] [email protected] 112 points 7 months ago

I've heard it said that the boiling point of water is 100 °C, and the boiling point of milk is the moment you look away for a second.

[–] Omgarm 88 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is why I preheat cows before I milk them.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The ol' double-clutch latté.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Give 'em some of that heat 'n bleat

No wait, that's for warm goat milk.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There is a german saying "bewachte Milch kocht nie" (watched milk never boils)

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In English, at least British English not sure about US, it's 'A watched kettle/pot never boils'

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have heard the 'watched pot' one in southeast US.

[–] Iron_Lynx 1 points 7 months ago

While I've heard the "watched kettle" variant in southeast England. So both seem to be in use.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

One of the many things I've learned from experience. The mess it can make in just a few seconds is incredible. I got laughed at by the chef I was living with x.x

[–] RBWells 25 points 7 months ago

The broiler in the oven is like this. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, toasted, BURNED.

[–] redline23 17 points 7 months ago

A trick you can do to give you a few seconds is put some forks out knives in an X over the top. It might help prevent it from immediately going into the fire.

[–] moistclump 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Highschool French says… “j’ai lair sur la feu.” Is that right?

[–] olosta 41 points 7 months ago

"lait" not "lair" but that's look like an autocorrect mistake. The correct phrase would be close : "j'ai du lait sur le feu".

I never worked in a kitchen, but an announcement would probably just be : "lait sur le feu".

And last thing, the expression as more to do with watching closely than being busy. Watch something like milk on the stove.

[–] iAvicenna 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You guys work in a kitchen and dont know the wooden spoon trick?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The milk will still be burnt, regardless of if the spoon stops it from bubbling out of the pot.

[–] iAvicenna 9 points 7 months ago

In the initial wave it will more likely be a bit caramelized at the bottom which if scraped gives a very good taste to desserts

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

making scrambled eggs

time between turning the burner on and eggs starting to set up: 2 minutes

time between eggs starting to set up and eggs becoming disgustingly dry: 20 seconds tops

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Calling bullshit, I can only find "surveiller comme le lait sur le feu" which means to keep a close eye on something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Nope, it is real. It is slang, but real. The actual phrasing is "avoir du lait sur le feu". As in "Allez! J'ai du lait sur le feu!". But it is rather outdated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I never heard "j'ai du lait sur le feu" before either, but it might be a very old saying thats not used anymore

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Last reference I was able to find was from the 60s.