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[–] Rolando 124 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Nebraska Spider-Man needs this:

Ballooning, sometimes called kiting, is a process by which spiders, and some other small invertebrates, move through the air by releasing one or more gossamer threads to catch the wind, causing them to become airborne...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Rolando 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

BALLOONING-SPIDER-MAN: THREAT OR MENACE?

[–] quaddo 6 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Basically what you do in Just Cause.

[–] thesporkeffect 6 points 8 months ago

Sounds leisurely!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Was gonna make a comment about webs as a sling shot and gliding but clearly nature has a way better solution.

[–] ours 3 points 8 months ago

Or like Wonder Woman in that terrible sequel where she just suddenly whips across the clouds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

If only he had some skills of a spider

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

maybe wind was blowing other way

[–] grue 87 points 8 months ago (2 children)

He's out of breath because being in a car-dependent area doesn't afford him opportunities for exercise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Check the full channel if you liked it, it's great.

[–] quaddo 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Knew it would be NJB before clicking :D

[–] ChilledPeppers 3 points 8 months ago

I thought ir would be city nerd lol

[–] Klear 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is an actual plot point of some old Spider-Man stories.

[–] Demdaru 14 points 8 months ago

Also, old spider man 2 for PS2. God I hate the parks and low raise buildings in that game.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wasn't there another character that had something similar happen?

They were lured into an environment where their powers would be useless and they're just like "pfft bitch thought" and started ripping shit straight outta the ground.

I wanna say magneto but I honestly can't remember

[–] Vcio 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think it was static shock, he rips pipes under a park i guess...

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 8 months ago

That sounds accurate.

[–] Klear 1 points 8 months ago

I think I saw something like that. Maybe even multiple times. Always awesome.

[–] BanjoShepard 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, a corn stalk can only get you so far.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Nebraska Spidermen make do

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Super unrealistic!

Fat Spiderman could never get a cab out here on the Prairies, he would show up in a battered farm truck and empty beer cans would fall out when he opened the door

[–] riodoro1 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The robber looks properly confused

[–] AnUnusualRelic 6 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I need...Nebraska ~~Spiderman~~ Spider-Man

Respect the hyphen!

[–] perviouslyiner 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's The Stig's American cousin!