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[–] [email protected] 135 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

This turned out ok, but this kind of text looks a lot like the "pig butchering scam" that's getting coverage recently

Pig-Butchering starts with a seemingly innocent text message, and once the scammers catch a victim, they convince them to start investing in crypto. They have the victim set up an account on a fake crypto exchange, and over the course of months, they steal more and more of the victim's money.

[–] partial_accumen 57 points 8 months ago (1 children)

they convince them to start investing in crypto.

The first time someone mentions crypto to me and they seriously consider it an investment I automatically judge them as foolhardy with their money. This doubles if they try to convince me to put money in crypto. My internal thoughtis "that's nice honey. After you finish your milk and cookie, you can go play with your friends."

[–] UnculturedSwine 5 points 8 months ago

A co-worker of mine is super into crypto and tries to have conversations with me about it. I just smile and nod.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

You can't even trust random strangers texting the wrong number anymore

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

I have WeChat, the Chinese messaging app and I don't really speak Chinese. It's very basic but I have friends on there. I'll get a message from a girl every now and again "mistakenly" asking if I'm a tour guide or a friend of a friend.

My Chinese sucks so I usually message back and forth until they ask for money. I think some lady kept it going for three months before she told me her uncle was earning lots of money. I ignored that and she was like: "I don't know if your Chinese is enough, but did you hear what I said about money?"

I should just flat out ignore them instead.

[–] TommySalami 26 points 8 months ago (4 children)

There's gotta be some crazy scam that will work on me that I've never heard of. Every time a new one comes around its always something that throws a ton of red flags out the whole way. They have to be just catching people with particular blind spots

[–] Cryophilia 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every time a new one comes around its always something that throws a ton of red flags out the whole way.

That's on purpose. If people like you easily avoid scams, it helps self-select your idiots. Easier to scam.

Think about it, would you rather spend a ton of effort scamming a small amount of money from a smart person, or very little effort scamming a ton of money from a dumb person?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's surprisingly easy to obtain lists of MAGA Republicans. Their address and phone numbers.

These people get "letters from Trump" saying he needs donations with instructions on how to donate. And they do donate! Millions and millions. Except how many of these letters are legitimate? Do they even know how to verify?

All the pieces for pulling off the easiest scam ever are in place. I mean, the man himself is a con artist and classic swindler but I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if a huge number of "donations" end up in the pockets of completely different scammers.

[–] Cryophilia 3 points 8 months ago

If I had the technical know how, I would 100% do this. Set myself up for early retirement.

[–] theangryseal 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don’t want to say I’m immune to scams buuuut, I’m immune man.

They’re pros too for sure. Like, even when I try to play along they hang up on me or stop talking to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's impossible to be scammed out of money if you don't have any.

[–] theangryseal 2 points 8 months ago
[–] Aceticon 2 points 8 months ago

It's a numbers game (pun not intended but, hey, if it works I'm alright with it) - use an automated method to send a no-cost/ultra-cheap message to millions of people, swindle the small fraction of those who fall for it.

Now that sending this kind of text message is as cheap as sending e-mails, we see this same principle applied in these as we saw with scam emails.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A close friend of mine was a victim of one of those last year. It broke her heart, because she met the scammer on a dating site and she thought they were a long distance couple. She took his advice to invest in crypto because she saw it as a form of bonding between the two of them, and a show of trust. She never told me how much money she lost but I imagine it was significant.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 3 points 8 months ago

Very similar situation with my wife's coworker. The coworker met some dude on a dating site and they connected pretty quickly. She even traveled to meet up with him in another city a few hours away by plane. Surprisingly he never showed up and claimed some lame excuse. In the end she "invested" 200k with him in crypto and POOF he was gone like Keyser Soze. So sad.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 3 points 8 months ago

I'm betting this actually was a scam but the initial replies tipped off the scammer that it wasn't gonna work. So the scammer played along as well. At least that's my theory.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] Acronychal 61 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] EdibleFriend 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] partial_accumen 20 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Nothing wrong with prepaid. Postpaid seems to costs a lot more for the same service. Perfect example. I was traveling from the USA to Germany on business. I had AT&T prepaid. My coworker had AT&T postpaid. Not only was he paying $80/month for close to the same service I was paying $40, when we both went to enable roaming in Europe the costs were this:

  • AT&T post-paid $10/day
  • AT&T pre-paid $25/week (= $3.57/day)

I'll buy my phone outright and keep my prepaid, thanks!

On post-paid there's also the added bonus of leaking your SSN when the provider gets breached. No such trouble with pre-paid.

[–] Caesium 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I have a super old grandfathered T-Mobile prepaid plan from like... 2014? I think? Anyway I pay 30 bucks a month for unlimited talk/text, 5 gigs of high speed and infinite low speed data if that ever gets used up. AT&T tried to solicit me for a plan until I told them mine lmao

[–] khannie 8 points 8 months ago

Damn if that's a good deal they're really fucking you over there. I'm paying about $11 USD a month for unlimited calls, texts and data (Ireland) with roaming data included. I got an early deal with a new carrier about two years ago but it's €15 a month for the same now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Not trying to get you to switch, but my current Mint Mobile plan is $20/month for unlimited talk & text and 15g high speed data. Uses T-Mobile's network. Only issue is that you have to pay a year at a time to get the price that low.

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[–] EdibleFriend 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lol I'm just joking around man, I'm on a family mobile phone at the moment myself.

[–] partial_accumen 6 points 8 months ago

Apologies if my response came off as aggressive. That was not my intent.

We're good!

[–] asteriskeverything 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's really interesting! Is it because you don't really use your phone much and/or connected to wifi? I remember how expensive phone bills used to be back when you paid per min and text, it's really hard to imagine that being an economical daily choice for many. Sounds fantastic for someone who does a lot of international travel or for long times

[–] partial_accumen 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That’s really interesting! Is it because you don’t really use your phone much and/or connected to wifi?

I use my phone a lot actually.

$40 a month is unlimited talk and text to and in USA, Canada, and Mexico. 30GB data at 5G speeds with unlimited at 1.5Mps after the 30GB is exhausted. That applies to hotspot usage too when you bring your own phone. It even includes 5GB of data when roaming in Canada or Mexico.

I remember how expensive phone bills used to be back when you paid per min and text, it’s really hard to imagine that being an economical daily choice for many.

I remember that too! Those days are long long ago. Prepaid isn't "pay per min" like it was back in the late 90s or early 2000s. I think the reason people don't look at them is because they used to be that way. Its been unlimited plans available for more than a decade. I really don't see the point of post-paid unless you can't afford to buy your phone outright and need to spread the cost over months of service which postpaid will do for you.

[–] asteriskeverything 3 points 8 months ago

Thank you so much!! That's crazy I'm going to keep this information in my back pocket for future reference! I know people it could be beneficial for

[–] phoneymouse 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Postpaid bakes in the price of the phone. It’s why if you do postpaid and don’t upgrade your phone immediately when eligible, you’re gettin ripped off. It’s also why they lock you in for 2 years or charge a big fee to leave. They need you to pay for the device.

Prepaid is just the cost of service, you accept the price of the handset. This lets you do things like keep a phone for 3-4 years and save money by deferred upgrades.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I know this person like a brother

[–] KoalaUnknown 2 points 8 months ago

Portrait lock

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Didn't know it was aquired by AT&T.

[–] TAYRN 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I, too, like to live dangerously.

[–] Waffelson 1 points 8 months ago

Arch user detected

[–] slazer2au 2 points 8 months ago

Would you say it was on the boundry then?

[–] wjrii 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There was a woman from the town across the lake who was absolutely convinced my Google voice number was her pastor's and she needed to pick him up from the airport. She reached out at least three times over two years. TBF, the three-digit "exchange" would have been from that town back in the landline days. I always explained very calmly that I'm sure Pastor Jeff would be very happy to hear from her but she was going to need to figure out his phone number herself.

[–] littlebluespark 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Plot twist: Pastor Jeff's been dead and gone for years, but every time Ethel's dementia clears off, the smell of the flowers she had in her window that day returns to her mind so vividly that she's transported back to a gentler time...

[–] wjrii 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

LOL, you might not be wrong.

I looked up my old GVoice texts, and she's still there! It was Pastor Walter and Deedra and it was months, not years.

And yes, younger me may have messed with her, but just a little.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Oh thank god I thought for a second I thought that said Pastor Walter and Daedra. I was worried pastors are getting up to even more than I thought.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Grant theft to get your nails done? Are you sure that's worth it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Grant theft to get your nails done?

That's actually not theft, it's kidnapping.

Though I hear Grant is fantastic at nails so it does make sense 🤷

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Not quite grand theft, but the point is still reasonable.

How fuckin much does it cost to get your nails done?

[–] Matriks404 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I remember texting random dude on IM that I am , so he asked me if I was some specific person with that name and we were chatting for like 10 minutes, before I decided that it's a bit asshole-ish to pretend I am some other guy, lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Yep been there. It's way too easy to do too

[–] nifty 4 points 8 months ago

Must be some nail art stuff if it costs as much as a ps4

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i am going to save this post for the future

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

OMg YoUR sO MyStErIOuS, 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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