this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2024
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You don't put a four syllable word in your -max lingo. It's canc-maxing, short for cancer-maximising. Can't let the normies in on our strats.
you fool, you absolute buffoon, it's one word, no hyphen, with two (2) Xs
ah shit I've been rumbled, time to cheesemaxx
You should be getting some bitches maxing instead of grammar police maxing /lh
Basic opsec, gotta stealthmax.
(I actually have no idea what lh stands for)
If they were really trying to max their carcinogens then burnt pizza is a pretty bad way to do it.
Pretty bad in terms of efficiency or convenience?
Yes.
Just smoke, it is much more efficient. It is so efficient it is carcinogenic for the people around you too! 👌
Smoke... erm... smoke, every day
I'm entering a state of carcocis
no, see, our ancestors invented fire, right? And people back then didn't know how to cook, so their food was mad burnt all the time. It's actually way more natural to eat burnt food because it's how our ancestors ate, bro
You're on a fast track to total carcinisation.
Carco diet.
Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
(Nah)