Welp, time to go take the longest shit of my life.
-that Russian cop
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024
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Thats not a cop, but a "vote support officer" who help you vote for the right candidate even if you already have one in mind ππ
He saw that the lady clearly did not need support making a decision and went to get some coffee.
After all this is just a prime example of a far more efficient democracy in action. Why waste time voting individually? Its clearly faster to vote at the same time.
The GOPs wet dream.
No GOP wet dream is basically what North Korea does.
You stand in line to vote and are handed a card. There is one box for the "candidate". You vote by putting your card in the box while everyone watches.
You have the choice to not vote.
Guess how many don't vote b
Move so slowly that youβre invisible to the naked eye
And come in on your knees since the cameras only capture people that are standing
The keep low and work extra sneaky like you actually have a camera that might be watching you
Stelf 100
This is amazing π€©
No comrade, it's for the good of the people comrade! /s
Imagine thinking Russia is communist.
Imagine analyzing a comment making a dumb low-effort joke
They seem to be surprised that the box is not suitable to accommodate the whole 500-sheet pack of ballots π
Whatever this was needs to be re-uploaded
Edit: It has been fixed!
Why do people always have problems with videos on Lemmy? Video link works for me.
working for me as well on Thunder app.
Works fine here
interesting, what's the source?
In Russia they give very limited access to recordings from the voting stations. So there is no actual way to verify this video. Probably someone leaked it because it's funny.
I personally found it on some pro ukrainian telegram chanel.
thank you
The same is in Serbia. Not sure who teached who.
I fear this is the way South Africa is going. The African National Congress (ANC) is not the same ANC that fought for democracy. All the moral leaders have been ejected by the corrupt. They blatantly steal money meant to uplift the nation. The leaders flash their lavish lifestyles while majority live in poverty. Corruption is rife within the party.
The ANC has taken side the side of Gaza, which is morally correct. Yet, they remain on the fence with Russia and Ukraine, because of their close ties with Putin and Co.
We fear that our democratic election in 2 months time is at risk and the ANC will use playbooks from Russia.
If South Africa has any chance of turning things around the ANC needs to be voted out.
did they bribe that cop for looking away?
They just reminded him that if he doesn't find something to keep him busy outside for a few minutes, he'll have a tragic accident the next time he goes near a high window or ledge.