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The pranksters claimed ‘mainstream media in the UK wouldn’t touch the story’ to get Mr Carlson’s attention

This article is somewhat disjointed, but still a fun idea.

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[–] vegeta 102 points 9 months ago (4 children)

That’s OK. He was fooled by a dictator because the subway is clean

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

also, groceries. GROCERIES!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And coin controlled grocery carts!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And let's not forget the B R E A D

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 9 months ago

It's not 12 days old and moldy like in those American trolley-free supermarkets!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

You joke, but this was possibly a surprisingly smart callback to the fall of the USSR when Boris Yeltsin visited American grocery stores in 1989. Unlike Yeltsin, though, The World's Oldest Boy-Idiot didn't bother visiting more stores for even the mildest investigative reasons.

For a guy who is always "just asking questions," Fucker Charlatan has absolutely zero curiosity. If this professionally competitive shit-eater ever said anything of substance, I'd be worried that his shocked and angered discovery of - checks notes - cheap groceries in an invading country could actually mean something to anyone other than the dumbest 13% of his base.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Im sure he furrowed his brow and looked on with false consternation

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Is that why he's so full of shit? He's got chronic consternation. Should probably eat more fiber

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The "I invite you to punch me" face

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Dang, how can I RSVP for that party?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The part that most amused me was that those gorgeous subways were built by the Soviets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Or how flabbergasted he was that you could get a cart of groceries for $100.

Like he's shopped for himself in two decades, lol

[–] ChicoSuave 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He was amazed there was bread in a bakery. He is the worst hype man for authoritarians.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He had never heard of putting a coin into a slot to get a shopping cart. A system that is at every Aldi in America.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ugh, that's spreading too now, it's more than Aldi's.

[–] FlyingSquid 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Was I, Tucker Carlson, taken in by a prank or did I know it was a prank? Would you know a prank if it was played on you? Do they want you to know? Is this America now? A place where even I can be pranked? What will you do if they prank you?"

[–] ki77erb 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm mad at you now for making me hear his voice in my head.

[–] Pretzilla 2 points 9 months ago

Or hear it in Seth Meyer's voice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Imagine Jon Stewart ripping his straw man apart with snappy witticisms.

[–] charles 27 points 9 months ago

I'm glad the pranksters realized when it would be going too far and pulled back. Making a mockery of a fool is one thing, but hugely contributing to disinformation fervor is another.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It seems like Tucker Carlson's fight to remain relevant is blowing up in his face over and over again. It's pretty great.

[–] superduperenigma 35 points 9 months ago

In related news, deplatforming fascists is effective and we should do so more frequently.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

It also included a clause in which the royals reserved the right to “amputate one limb of their choosing” if Mr Manners failed a probationary period.

🤣

[–] TIMMAY 7 points 9 months ago

"Idiot tricked" wow what news

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

also included a clause in which the royals reserved the right to “amputate one limb of their choosing” if Mr Manners failed a probationary period

Guess they can't read either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Should have set up a real looking website, mention it over and over, and wait until airing. Then as soon as it hits, swap the site to troll.