this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2023
1677 points (98.9% liked)

AssholeDesign

7537 readers
4 users here now

This is a community for designs specifically crafted to make the experience worse for the user. This can be due to greed, apathy, laziness or just downright scumbaggery.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

Njudah on Instagram

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] dopeshark 191 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Printers are the peak of asshole design

[–] rambaroo 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

If you can afford it, cough up the money for a laser printer. I've had mine for years and only changed the ink once. So much better than ink jet printers, which are a total scam

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I switched to a Lazer printer last year and damn so so so so much better than that fucking hp inkjet printer I had.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

uhm, AkcHualLy, pushes glasses up it's spelled laser, not Lazer. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emissions of Radiation. LASER. 🤓

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Buddahriffic 14 points 1 year ago

a later printer

Elder printers are well worth the sacrifices one must make to acquire one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tried to fire up an older HP monochrome laser printer that is still working perfectly.

The problem? Windows 11 has no drivers, and it literally cannot be used at all. Not through Wi-Fi (old drivers, too), not through the USB port, or my shared through my router.

I mean, seriously, this stuff should work on a generic print driver until the end of time, but nope.

[–] maengooen 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hot news, linux is incredibly compatible with printers. CUPS is very well designed. With relatively little technical knowledge you could probably plug a raspberry pi into virtually any old printer and get it running with the Pi as a print server sharing it with the network.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never thought I'd see the day when it's easier to get a printer working in Linux than Windows. How the turntables.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Syrc 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This thing still frightens me and I have no clue how is it legal.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, I had no idea. That is crazy.

[–] lefixxx 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you know some professional photocopiers have 0,5 or 1 tb cache drives?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] DrQuint 7 points 1 year ago

Okay, thank you for ruining my optimism a bit more. Seriously, can't even trust a printer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Enshittified by capitalism

[–] over_clox 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Assholes are the printers of peak design.

FTFY

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Mr_Blott 67 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Who TF just leaves a printer on the street and just expects someone else to get rid of it for them?!

[–] andy_wijaya_med 88 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hahaha. In Germany many people put their not used anymore items just outside of their houses with signs: "to give away". I've found furnitures, books, washing machine??? :D

[–] TestZero 75 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've heard stories about people putting out old appliances and furniture out on the curb with a "free" sign. It sits out there for 4 weeks. Then they put out a sign that says "$20. inquire within" And an hour later it was stolen.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

That’s a 5head play, I’m using that next time I have trouble getting rid of something.

[–] andy_wijaya_med 6 points 1 year ago

Lmao humans.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] qaziquza 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man macht das, ja. Why not? One man's trash is another's treasure.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean, if it’s a functional printer and they didn’t want it, that’s an easy way to give it to somebody else to use.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] AzPsycho 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I live in a rural town and people put items like this in front of their homes all the time. I have fixed washers, dryers, etc and had things picked up. If it's there on trash day it gets hauled off.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Badass_panda 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's commonly understood, at least where I live in the States, that if you are getting rid of something that still works you can leave it out on the curb for somebody else to take for free, sometimes with a note saying "Free" but usually without it.

When I was young and struggling I got most of my furniture that way. I still even have some of it

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (9 replies)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

We had an HP Inkjet printer for over 5 years, one of the older ones. Ink was expensive, but tbh everything else worked great.

Then we got our new HP Inkjet. Genuinely the worst machine I have ever owned. I can't fucking scan anything without an HP account, and even then it hardly works. I'm going to buy a Brother laser printer soon, as soon as I bring it home that HP printer is going to be smashed to bits in my driveway.

[–] TwoGems 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] xpinchx 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We use brother printers at work and they're 10/10. Even with a fresh windows install they just work.

[–] neumast 6 points 1 year ago

I have to second this one: we had HP printers at work which just sucked, so we threw them out. After changing to brother printers everything is so easy now. They just work!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] The_v 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you do a lot of printing, the Epson Ecotank printer is really good. My wife goes through 2-3 boxes of paper per year. I refill the tanks 2 times per year. A full set of bottles is $45-50.

It's nice that the are going directly opposite that HP.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's nice that the are going directly opposite that HP.

Yep! It's pretty surprising how many people replace their broken device with the same brand that burned them IMO

Be like OP! Speak with your wallets 🤨

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] rockyrikoko 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmm, maybe I've been on the internet too long but the handwriting doesn't look like it was written on a vertical pole. It looks like it was easy to write

[–] Bootheal0179 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just guessing, but she may be a professional pole dancer with a particular skill set

[–] Viking_Hippie 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd definitely watch that version of Taken, especially if still stars Liam Neeson 😂

[–] PownyRyda 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As the professional pole dancer, of course.

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

HP Smart is complete ass lmao. I have an HP laser printer that prints well, but it's always a headache to start printing anything wirelessly from my laptop. Can only ever rely on the ol' USB cable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am really confused, becuase HP Smart Scanner takes like 2-3 min to Scan a page, GNOMs build in Scanner takes 3-5 seconds with the same printer. Like how is your software this bad.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If only our old HP (which's server died years ago) wouldn't rename itself randomly on USB.

But seriously, get a Raspi or similiar and create a printserver. Saver too, than HP's built in.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] dustojnikhummer 28 points 1 year ago
[–] Hazdaz 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never ever buy an HP printer.

Their hardware is mostly brilliant but the software (drivers, DRM) should make it a stop-sale for most people. It is such a shame that what used to be an incredible engineering company has turned to such shit because of executive incompetence and greed.

[–] LillianVS 9 points 1 year ago

Let's be honest, probably why the guy was throwing it out lol

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] linux_user_6967 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Drystan_Furor 7 points 1 year ago

And a good day to you sir

load more comments
view more: next ›