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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by nifty to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Edit please this is a serious matter so no jokes, serious responses only. Thx

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[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Wait, you name the back end first? It's not cockhorse?

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Mermaid

Nevermind, checks out.

Also, obligatory: would you rather fight 1000 cock-sized horses or one horse-sized* cock?

  • Yes the entire horse
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Hello yes sir I'd like to "fight" one horse sized cock

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For clarification, do you mean "Yes the entire chicken"?

Because if a cock the size of an entire horse is an option... I'd fight it...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

What chicken? Who mentioned chicken? 😏

[–] nifty 3 points 10 months ago

It’s yuuuge

[–] NorthWestWind 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Cockadoodle. Part chicken part labradoodle.

[–] aeronmelon 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A very suspicious plate of scrambled eggs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

A very suspicious ~~plate~~ pallet of scrambled eggs.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Suspicious 🀨

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Just a fat hog and a wet pussy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Poor Things (2023)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ed..... ward