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[–] ummthatguy 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck how can anyone survive that ? What the hell ?

[–] ummthatguy 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The inner workings of the mind are a mystery we've hardly scratched the surface of understanding. His basic functions remained, but his demeanor and personality dramatically shifted. Let alone his survival. His case let us know that we don't know shit, relatively speaking.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

But why didn't he blead to death or something . I thought the hospitals were a joke back then

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Basically everything (but the fact that a bar went through his head) was in his favor. He was young and healthy. His brilliant surgeon had actually watched a similar failed surgery once before, and so allowed drainage into Gage's sinuses once the bar was removed. This controlled blood flow while allowing pus to drain out later.

If you ever see anything like this, don't pull it out - let the doctor do it!

[–] ummthatguy 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Beats me, as the odds should have readily been against him. It's a notable case for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah it is a mystery i wonder how much of the facts we have about it is correct

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Obviously, it's because he keep kept standing, so the head was elevated above the heart, limiting the blood flow considerably.

That concludes my shitty fiction for the day...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just pitch it to disney now or somethin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oh...I though Inside was about feelings not actually stuff inserted inside of your.

[–] ummthatguy 2 points 9 months ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 9 months ago

Yes and they probably put leeches all over his wounds too.

[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 9 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

It appears that he drove home, summoned the doctor, and they did the surgery at his house

[–] Agent641 2 points 9 months ago

Like how an old twisted coathangar can still work fine as a radio antenna.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that one's just tragic since it was done to her, rather than some accident. Shady "medical" practice.

[–] Duamerthrax 2 points 9 months ago

They were all done to their patients. Parents did that shit to quiet up their kids. I had a semi rational fear of my own parents sending me off for some "treatment" for being too different growing up.

[–] MightyGalhupo 3 points 9 months ago

Or rather the no longer phineas gage approach.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

This is why if AGI is eventually created, making humans happy should NOT be a directive.

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, man... an ice pick scraping out your frontal lobe will make global warming far more tolerable.

[–] Ziglin 5 points 9 months ago

And if they mess it up you don't have to tolerate it at all!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Ahhh, that's how to be happy in this hell world! Seems I got the wrong lobes pierced!

[–] june 7 points 9 months ago

Looking forward to getting mine at Claire’s!

[–] gndagreborn 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

BECKY, GET IN ON THIS HOT NEW TREND I FOUND ON NEXTDOOR. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

People would do it. Join us, it's bliss!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE!