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[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Personal repositories aren’t production code. They’re learning opportunities. You tried adding 100 engines to a plane and learned that that was a bad idea. Who cares if there’s no cockpit if you were test-driving the wings?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

The top left still has a cockpit, look at the tail fin lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This is.... More inspirational than I thought it could be.

[–] AngryCommieKender 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

How'd you get ahold of my KSP save file?

[–] De_Narm 11 points 7 months ago

Half of them fly, that's pretty impressive.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Those look pretty tame compared to some aircraft that actually took flight IRL - like Nemeth Parasol, Vought V-173, VVA-14, Coleopters, Flettner airplanes, and many, many more. Actually, they'd fit well as a following with "the projects they hire you to work on".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for this, those are some incredible designs!

[–] laverabe 2 points 7 months ago

Come join us on the dark side in [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I love the pic of all engines the most. :)

Would probably use all fuel in 10 minutes, and be way too heavy to even take off.

[–] ProfessorProteus 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is just off the top of my head from a bit of experience in KSP, but depending on the thrust-to-weight ratio of the engines, it would probably be able to take off, but you're right, it wouldn't win any fuel economy awards.

Actually I doubt any material could stand that kind of wing loading, and the aerodynamics would probably be all kinds of fucked. Pretty apt analogy for a beginner developer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

be way too heavy to even take off

maybe the engines would take off by themselves

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

They look kinda done tho

[–] Skullgrid 5 points 7 months ago

not sure if I'm in this picture and should be offended

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Look at my GitHub which is just a million forks of dead projects

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That last plane is very excited to see you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's okay, it happens

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

How you see your projects trying to accept that you might need to compromise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That's where innovation happens.