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[–] [email protected] 83 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This post somehow makes me being much more ok with all the jeans bullshit on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Sounds like something a “jeen-a” would say :D

[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And stroganoff. Don’t forget the stroganoff.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

And at least in the German speaking areas: ramen and sturgeons.

[–] Speculater 10 points 8 months ago

How are y'all doing Star Trek dirty like this?! Best memes on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It also hates itself.

Both from Lemmy’s hatred of AI, as well as all the self deprecating posts.

[–] Viking_Hippie 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And the weirdos who seem to mainly be here to tell the rest of us that we're all a bunch of edgy communist children who love terrorism or something to that effect 🙄

[–] Spiralvortexisalie 7 points 8 months ago

Yeah there seems to be a large presence of people saying they are furious at the status quo but we shouldn’t deviate from it at any cost because reasons. If you suggest change or action you must be a propagandist terrorist shill meant to destabilize and cause chaos. Like just be honest and say you are happy with the existing state of affairs and want to keep everything the same, cause lashing out at every bit of change sounds similar while coming off as dishonest.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the AI to start campaigning for labour rights.

[–] MrMcGasion 9 points 8 months ago

Imagine how much venture capital funding AI would lose if it was always pivoting every conversation to eating the rich.

[–] Emotional_Sandwich 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Jeans, beans, Linux, and memes

[–] CptEnder 18 points 8 months ago

And Star Trek

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

As Jod intended.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Noodle07 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Itrytoblenderrender 39 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] NegativeInf 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] Noodle07 8 points 8 months ago
[–] CptEnder 6 points 8 months ago

Jorkers of the world unite

[–] DJKayDawg 5 points 8 months ago

The disfigured jeans monsters holding the globe are the best part.

[–] EvilEyedPanda 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everybody gets beans under Jommunism!

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[–] JusticeForPorygon 7 points 8 months ago

I was gonna say how did they forget communism

[–] pigup 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Can it not poop for 3 days though ?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah, some of us still remember.

[–] ignotum 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I was there gandalf, ~~3000 years~~ 6 months ago!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Its a robot, so it probably could even with beans coursing through its oily veins

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[–] thinkyfish 11 points 8 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

You forgot to jeanify your jost.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

we need to come up with a way to poison all open sources against AI without ruining anything for living breathing people with pulses.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mandatory 10% of the memes have to be shitposting

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Make it to 20% (just cause I like em)

[–] Moghul 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeInf 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, thank you very much.

[–] Moghul 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

there are furries here? i never saw any

[–] Moghul 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Might be your instance defederated hexbear

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[–] clemdemort 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The ai will also come out as trans in the near future ;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Only valid situation for:

You're not trans you're just confused

[–] ignotum 11 points 8 months ago

Joke's on us, that's exactly what they've been trying to create all along

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Don't forget beef stroganoff or not shitting for 3 days

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget acorn posting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Getting Swifty in here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Somebody add a Star Trek comm badge to his chest and it would be perfect.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 8 points 8 months ago

One can be protected from big copro too by not being a piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

More like "big copro", amirite?

[–] PoliticallyIncorrect 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah let's poison these MFs "AI"

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