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[–] SendMePhotos 48 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Tf is dolphin shorts?

Oh, I see.

[–] superduperenigma 63 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, you're not the only one who was picturing some regular ol' shorts with pictures of dolphins on them.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

pictures of dolphins on them.

i wish

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I wonder if someone makes dolphin print dolphin shorts...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

society just isn't ready for that yet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know my friends weren't ready to see me wear similar shorts to those in the summer heat last year (I'm a hairy cis dude)

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 3 points 7 months ago

Lmao same here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I just got a business idea

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

TIL it's called dolphin shorts. I thought they were talking about blahaj and I got triggered it's not dolphin lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My phone autocorrected shorts to shirts and before I noticed I was like "why are you showing me football jerseys?"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Me the in the sheets: uwu

Me in the streets: using the fact that I can currently cosplay Supply Side Jesus to shame bigots

Femboy x Boymoding trans women solidarity

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

may you one day have the divine might to turn water into estrogen 🙏🙏🙏

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

"What are those thigh highs for?!"

"I was cold"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I love a man in thigh highs and hot undies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

foxtrot bravo ready to deploy uwu !!