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Stomping on animals and humans until they die
Killing aliens in the name of humanity.
Murdering a bunch of poachers in the Forbidden Forest by throwing cabbages at them. I doubt the Ministry is going to be too happy about my body count.
Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)
Pirate shenanigans and child murder
Destroying a coal mine with magic
Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)
breaking the sound barrier inside of a mountain
Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).
I killed a man named Tengu and stole his mask.
Refusing to play scramblecoin.
Theft of hats and sunglasses from many denizens on the beach, in the forest and on the mountain.
Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.
My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.
… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.
Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!
Racing through heavy traffic like an utter sociopath with not only a death wish for myself but also for everybody else on the road.
Which you know, sigh is how people with cool cars tend to drive in real life and I always see them fly by on the highway and am like “Why the hell aren’t you doing this in a video game??”. When you hit a car in a video game at 80mph no one dies, turns out that doing this in real life tends to actually kill people though weirdly.
Just the loudness alone of cool cars all souped up with custom painfully loud exhaust is absolutely insufferable from a noise pollution standpoint. What assholes lol.
I get why people find it fun though….. which is why I have a blast doing it in a video game.