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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

"Honestly, can't blame 'em."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Spaceballs? There goes the planet.

[–] Theharpyeagle 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] creditCrazy 3 points 9 months ago

I didn't even have to click the link to know it went straight to let's go

[–] Moghul 8 points 9 months ago

"Nice, finally"

[–] DarylDutch 7 points 9 months ago

Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit 6 points 9 months ago

Solitary confinement for life, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] Thcdenton 6 points 9 months ago

Better drink my own piss

[–] dohpaz42 6 points 9 months ago

¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings

[–] ObsidianZed 6 points 9 months ago

"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"

[–] Squeak 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 9 months ago

Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..

[–] morriscox 5 points 9 months ago

All full of beeps.

[–] ccunning 5 points 9 months ago

“It’ll buff out…”

[–] Pharmacokinetics 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Can you leak the official documentation on that asteroid?

[–] lanolinoil 5 points 9 months ago

Dada or Mama probably

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Well, that happened

[–] wabafee 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Oh shit... I left the oven on

[–] mkhopper 5 points 9 months ago

Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Boom, headshot.

[–] nexguy 4 points 9 months ago

What am I going to do with these two boxes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Oh come onnnnnn!

[–] banichan 4 points 9 months ago

Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] RIP_Cheems 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] elbucho 3 points 9 months ago
[–] small44 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

He can expect to be pummeled by Earth chunks shortly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

So THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...

[–] fjordbasa 3 points 9 months ago
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