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[–] BloodSlut 50 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

am i gregnant?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

What happens postgnantant?

[–] M137 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Which is nobody's fault, not even the Roman's.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I recognize your right to have babies, even though you physically can't have babies.

[–] M137 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Thanks, Obama.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

I'd rather be pregánte 🪇

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

On birth: not impossible, but will take an awful lot of training and lubricant.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

after a lot of training I can finally say that I am a professional bregnant

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] So_zetta_slowpoke 7 points 11 months ago

Will it hurt baby top of his head?

[–] Thcdenton 6 points 11 months ago

How can I unhear something before ive actually heard it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'd totally be gregnant, if I had the choice.

[–] BreadOven 1 points 10 months ago

Better get the Luigi board.