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TERRORIST SPOTTED, CALLING ALL OFFICERS!
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Alright, I gotta ask, what did I miss?
Acorn fell on ground
Cop thought it was gun shot
Cop unloads clip into back of squad car with someone in it
Don't be ridiculous. When you warp the actual truth, it's easy to tell a story that makes the cops look bad. It's always the same with you propagandists.
The acorn did not fall on "the ground". The acorn fell onto the roof of his squad car. This is an important detail because the speed and angle at which the acorn would have hit the metal of the car perfectly replicated the sound of a previously searched and handcuffed criminal in his back seat freeing himself, locating his expertly hidden firearm, and firing it through glass at the officer.
Really, it's a mistake that any reasonable, level headed person could make.
He also yelled "I'm hit!" As he did a couple of dark souls rolls
He said his side “went all tingly” and he felt “weird” so he yelled that. Probably just the meat sweats though tbh
I just don't understand all the love for the acorn. It knew what the fuck it was doing.
He shot his own patrol car? I really need to watch that video.
Not only him, but another officer lit it up too.
Wait, they added Copper to ACNH? I got distracted playing New Leaf after burning out on New Horizons so I still haven't seen most of the new stuff they added.
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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