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[–] doublejay1999 194 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Guy slaps band names randomly on a quadrant. Laughs as people analyse themselves in public

Top quality shit post

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The moment I saw Deftones on the "horny" rather than "sad" side, I knew it was a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd say that Passenger alone has enough horny to outweigh any of the sad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You have seen the butcher 😘

[–] FoxyGrandpa 3 points 9 months ago

I'm guessing OP only heard Sextape and called it a day

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[–] Tier1BuildABear 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Right? I was about to ask how Radiohead was misogynist before realizing where I was

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Karma police, arrest this girl”

Definitely misogynistic

[–] Tier1BuildABear 3 points 9 months ago

But she had a Hitler hairdo?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I listen to literally none of these and I don't know what half of them are lol

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[–] terminhell 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] STRIKINGdebate2 6 points 9 months ago
[–] frankenswine 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Stop! That's their kink, you're just making it worse!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Kink shaming is HIS kink, don’t be judgy

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ah shit, you got me with NIN, Deftones, and Godspeed but I'm not celibate and even if I was, joke's on you: I love masturbating!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn I listen to like 70% of these bands. I should tell my gf that we are everything that's wrong.

[–] nifty 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Same, not sure what incel has to do with it though. You can be a horny misogynistic sad misanthrope without being an incel.

[–] krewjew 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn, Post-Rock is in shambles

[–] krewjew 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I also love Radiohead, weezer, BCNR, Swans and joy division… soooo

[–] PP_BOY_ 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] krewjew 2 points 9 months ago

Okay clearly weezer is not post rock, but there is an overwhelming presence of the genre in this list.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I fundamentally object to the horny / sad dichotomy. off to have a good crywank

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[–] BoxOfFeet 9 points 9 months ago

Oh shit, I like NIN. I didn't even realize I was an incel.. What do I tell my wife? "Horny misanthrope" is pretty fair though, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m horny, sad, and misanthropic, but I’m not a misogynist and I still like Neutral Milk Hotel. Clearly this chart is a farce, a scam!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I’m still trying to figure that one out. I must not have listened to them that closely? I haven’t listened to that album in like a decade. Somehow they’re one pixel higher than Ye.

Deathgrips placement seems right though, and Joy Division, Godspeed! and Weezer (I don’t care for weezer tho). I haven’t heard the other bands enough to have an opinion. I should probably listen to more Radiohead….

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Damn, I like The Smiths, Radiohead, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails, Pavement, and Weezer. Somehow I managed to cover the whole board.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't sunbather a deafheaven album? Also nothing I really listen to is on there lol.

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[–] MyFairJulia 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?

[–] BreadstickNinja 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Presumably Lennon being a domestic abuser to his first wife though I'm not sure it comes through in their music.

More confused about Radiohead. If Radiohead isn't just broadly misanthropic then what is?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Creep" def. has 90s incel vibes to it.

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[–] cfi 2 points 9 months ago

By that token, Red House Painters should be higher on the misogynistic scale

[–] aoidenpa 5 points 9 months ago

gy!be best. ty for suggestions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Well, none of the bands I listen to are on this list. But then again you have to want sex to be an incel.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I listen to at least 1 or 2 artists from each quadrant, but most of them are in the bottom two... 🤔

Deftones, Godspeed! You, Slint (well, technically I listen to Pinback but it's the same dudes and they reference Slint all the time), Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails... Haven't even heard of the others down there.

[–] gmtom 4 points 9 months ago

You can tell this meme is bullshit because American football are in the horn quadrant, not the sad one despite being pretty much THE definitive sad boy music.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where does stabbing westward go? Is there a depression axis?

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[–] db2 3 points 9 months ago

Help me I've got no soul to sell

[–] _ffiresticks_ 3 points 9 months ago

I mostly live near the corners so I guess I'm a sad horny misanthropic misogynist.

[–] gutternonsense 3 points 9 months ago

A Deafheaven reference appears in the wild! Oddly enough with Sunbather, one of their best albums, next to it... Unless there's a band called Sunbather?

[–] yamanii 3 points 9 months ago

Horny misanthrope

[–] HopeDrone 2 points 9 months ago

Firmly on the misanthrope half.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Slowdive is way more chad than incel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Well this says I'm a horny misanthrope... I wont argue.

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