this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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[–] Viking_Hippie 84 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] mrpaw69 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea that’s more accurate. Meta can’t watch you when you don’t have their apps. Think, people, think

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mrpaw69 1 points 1 year ago

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you download Threads, you let The Zuck inside your house. He'll be watching you always then, even when you sleep.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

I showed you my thread, pls respond

[–] mrpaw69 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

chuckles

I’m in danger!

I won’t ever download threads on my phone. Im planning to also delete Reddit soon, I am waiting for my data I requested

Also this is my very first comment on this platform, hello to everyone!

[–] juansero29 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mrpaw69 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The caption is wrong. This is Zuck when you have downloaded the app. The list of permissions includes him going to your house and watching while you take a shower.

[–] TurretCorruption 8 points 1 year ago

For some people, thats a feature

[–] Frostwolf 25 points 1 year ago

Threads got to me late. The moment it was advertised, I’m in too deep the lemmy hole.

[–] Iron_Lynx 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least you guys over on Lemmy.ml won't be dealing with that shit. I hope Lemmy.world will defed soon.

[–] Cabrio 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's nothing to defed from yet, meta hasn't registered an instance yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Created my account on Lemmy.ml just for this. Its easy let's go

[–] Iron_Lynx 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if/when account migration becomes a thing, this might be a thing for me to consider. I'd hate to have to make an entirely new account just to join a different instance...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This can help a little to migrate. https://github.com/wescode/lemmy_migrate/blob/master/lemmy_migrate.py

It allows you, to subscribe to all of your communities. Even its not an migration

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I heard if you try to delete it the name changes to Threats

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

When you're in the EU and don't have to worry about Threads yet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Meanwhile in the EU: sleep

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fucking world capital of privacy laws, preach.

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[–] thegreatgarbo 12 points 1 year ago
[–] UserNotFound 11 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile in European Union: I don't care

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I haven't even downloaded Facebook or Instagram. I trust that company less than nearly any other major American tech company.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

LOL accurate!

[–] FlaxPicker 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is this pic from? Photoshopped?

[–] amgine 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] veroxii 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zuck can be AI generated so easily because you don't have to worry about the uncanny valley.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yah a lot of people think that, pretty sure he’s just a super weird guy though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I’ve been wondering why there aren’t more memes using AI generated images like this. There is so much potential.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I see your haven't downloaded it yet, and raise you a I don't even know what the hell it is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mark ZuckerBear - if you feed him data just once, he’ll always come back for more

[–] Alkider 4 points 1 year ago

Warning: do not feed the zuck

[–] CMGX78 6 points 1 year ago

Whelp, looks like sleep is out of the question tonight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I’m unable to and probably never will. They want like.. all your data

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He'll have a long wait

[–] TowerofPimps 4 points 1 year ago

He's not human

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thought lizards hung out on the roof not the windows

[–] null_ 4 points 1 year ago

When you nut but she still Zucc-in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm tempted to start the download then immediately cancel and give a 1 star rating. But I also don't want to add to their download stats. Decisions decisions...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That image might haunt me in my dreams. There is just something so off with his eyes.

[–] G59 2 points 1 year ago

He's behind me, isn't he?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What a cute face

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of guy my mom tells me to avoid and a few years later I understand why she was so damn right.

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