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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/hmmm

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[–] ThePantser 68 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just police at wrong address, nothing to see here and you seen nothing.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That baby made threatening moves!

[–] Buddahriffic 6 points 10 months ago

And that dog was there!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't think they're strong enough to open a fire door in the opposite direction

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was thinking some kinda wild freeze / thaw / freeze

On closer examination looks like door 1 held the water back until it burst and then either the force of water blew door 2 open or door 2 held until it burst later.

The water running on the floor tells me this.

[–] adj16 64 points 10 months ago (8 children)

My real guess is water. You have a flash flood river dumping several tons of water at those doors and I bet it crumples them just like that

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also the floor is wet.

[–] adj16 23 points 10 months ago

Huh I guess you’re right, damn these old eyes

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[–] citrusface 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably a bear

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Relevant

[–] adj16 8 points 10 months ago

Hello this was very dumb and I enjoyed it greatly, thank you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Shia Labeouf has escaped

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Oh no, he isn't dead yet. Shia surprise!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Doors Will Not Divide Us!"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Godamnit, who asked for Kool-Aid again?!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Oh yeeeeaaaaaaahh

[–] taanegl 21 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Honey, the door is locked shut. We'll need to call the superintendent to come help us out, so I don't think you're going to reach that Taylor Swift concert.

Her:

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Someone came unhinged, but not the doors.

[–] crispytone 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT

[–] czardestructo 8 points 10 months ago

Bitch

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It got a little damp: https://www.fox5ny.com/news/video-shows-moment-raging-flood-breaking-through-emergency-doors-causing-massachusetts-hospital-closure

[–] Crack0n7uesday 6 points 10 months ago

I was thinking that cops used "the key to the city" but now that mention that it does look like water damage on the floors.

[–] Carvex 13 points 10 months ago

Well it's behind you at this point, so might as well go in.

[–] cobysev 11 points 10 months ago

"I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It swings both ways. I was here yesterday and it swings both ways.

[–] MEATPANTS 6 points 10 months ago

Has this ever happened to you?

[–] Arkaelus 9 points 10 months ago

Looks like the Production release pipeline after the CEO presents the new ""requirements"" from the client...

[–] toynbee 9 points 10 months ago

Someone took that sign at the top too literally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

SCP-096 has breached containment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

when you don't tip the delivery driver

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

when Shania says let's go girls!

[–] Thteven 6 points 10 months ago

That don't impress me much

[–] corus_kt 7 points 10 months ago

It came in from our escape route. One of them found us... Those bits are what's left of the team stationed here.

It's up to us, or it leads the rest of them to the survivors. We kill it here.

[–] MeatPilot 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hulk turtle heading. Hulk need bathroom!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.

[–] Erasmus 6 points 10 months ago

Hulk smash!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Grandma had to go watch bold and the beautiful, but doors were locked

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

make that days of our lives, and you'd have my gramma.. my mom, too, but we had a vcr and a second airing of it later in the day. gramma only had the one shot to watch it every day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah my grandma wouldn't miss a single episode. Every single time I came to visit after school she'd feed me, we'd play cards and then she went to watch bold and the beautiful and fall asleep in the rocking chair

I miss her so much

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure I saw this on r/weirdcore once, back in the day.

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