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[–] ThePantser 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just police at wrong address, nothing to see here and you seen nothing.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That baby made threatening moves!

[–] Buddahriffic 6 points 1 year ago

And that dog was there!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think they're strong enough to open a fire door in the opposite direction

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was thinking some kinda wild freeze / thaw / freeze

On closer examination looks like door 1 held the water back until it burst and then either the force of water blew door 2 open or door 2 held until it burst later.

The water running on the floor tells me this.

[–] adj16 65 points 1 year ago (8 children)

My real guess is water. You have a flash flood river dumping several tons of water at those doors and I bet it crumples them just like that

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] adj16 23 points 1 year ago

Huh I guess you’re right, damn these old eyes

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[–] citrusface 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] adj16 8 points 1 year ago

Hello this was very dumb and I enjoyed it greatly, thank you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Oh no, he isn't dead yet. Shia surprise!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Doors Will Not Divide Us!"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Godamnit, who asked for Kool-Aid again?!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh yeeeeaaaaaaahh

[–] taanegl 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Honey, the door is locked shut. We'll need to call the superintendent to come help us out, so I don't think you're going to reach that Taylor Swift concert.

Her:

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Someone came unhinged, but not the doors.

[–] crispytone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] czardestructo 8 points 1 year ago
[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Crack0n7uesday 6 points 1 year ago

I was thinking that cops used "the key to the city" but now that mention that it does look like water damage on the floors.

[–] Carvex 13 points 1 year ago

Well it's behind you at this point, so might as well go in.

[–] cobysev 11 points 1 year ago

"I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It swings both ways. I was here yesterday and it swings both ways.

[–] MEATPANTS 6 points 1 year ago

Has this ever happened to you?

[–] Arkaelus 9 points 1 year ago

Looks like the Production release pipeline after the CEO presents the new ""requirements"" from the client...

[–] toynbee 9 points 1 year ago

Someone took that sign at the top too literally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SCP-096 has breached containment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

when you don't tip the delivery driver

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when Shania says let's go girls!

[–] Thteven 6 points 1 year ago

That don't impress me much

[–] corus_kt 7 points 1 year ago

It came in from our escape route. One of them found us... Those bits are what's left of the team stationed here.

It's up to us, or it leads the rest of them to the survivors. We kill it here.

[–] MeatPilot 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hulk turtle heading. Hulk need bathroom!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.

[–] Erasmus 6 points 1 year ago

Hulk smash!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grandma had to go watch bold and the beautiful, but doors were locked

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

make that days of our lives, and you'd have my gramma.. my mom, too, but we had a vcr and a second airing of it later in the day. gramma only had the one shot to watch it every day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah my grandma wouldn't miss a single episode. Every single time I came to visit after school she'd feed me, we'd play cards and then she went to watch bold and the beautiful and fall asleep in the rocking chair

I miss her so much

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure I saw this on r/weirdcore once, back in the day.

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