waterSticksToMyBalls

You mean they can just put on pants without first having to brutally smash their penis flat with a coffee mug?

It's no big deal, some Israeli guy gave him a great deal on cell phones

I eat one credit card a day to build immunity to capitalism

I've been do sales pitches for crypto classes to all my spam calls and texts. It's works so well they usually block me.

Not a problem! They got rid of NOAA so that means no more hurricane seasons

Critiquing capitalism while participating in it and name dropping a brand huh? 🤔

The cops did plenty! They openly fraternized with them and then escorted the Nazis away where they openly fraternized with them again. Wait a minute....

And the fuck up samurai, we have new CEOs to [redacted]

Is this domestic terrorism.jpg

I thought this was a jd Vance edit for a second

It really pains us, we'll have to kill your wives and children too It's purely business, we just cannot have them avengin' you

Rip Trevor moore