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[–] MacedWindow 131 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets 117 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 93 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets 78 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 72 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now there's a man that knows how to get nailed.

[–] Kerandir 5 points 9 months ago

Holy shit dude 😂

[–] [email protected] 94 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I've found this amazing prop store! "Bad Dragons", you know them? They got merch!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

One of these memes led me to their store. They actually have really nice hats, shirts, hoodies, game mats, dice sets, cups, mugs, etc., and the prices are pretty low given the quality.

I got the black cap with the embroidered dragon. https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps

[–] Zachariah 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They sell toys for fantasy role-playing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I do believe that was the joke.

[–] Zachariah 7 points 9 months ago

“Making Fantasies Real®️”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You can get Tako as a teenie-weenie and it’d be the perfect size!

[–] [email protected] 73 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Father, recognizing it's the one that went missing from his collection.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Grandma: "Why, Johnny that looks like the Tingler model you had in '59! Remember that one? You somehow accidentally sat down on it in the bath..."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Beware the touch attack on that monster.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I see where this is going...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Misconduct 7 points 9 months ago

This is the kinda nostalgia that slaps my brain off for a sec and makes me reboot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

omg, now I kinda wanna climb to the tower again

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The best part about this is that the section near the tip is clearly more worn out than the rest.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.

[–] Xanthrax 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I used to date some one into tentacles, and some how it started with homestuck.

Edit: OH FUCK I DIDNT KNOW

https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1ubujb/theorytrigger_warning_troll_reproduction/

[–] taanegl 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What are you doing, step GM?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I would allow this at my table

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That's a dildo... Right? What other purpose could it have

[–] AgentGrimstone 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] pivot_root 23 points 9 months ago

Dungeons & Bad Dragons

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

It's a special spoon you need to make steamed hams.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That can't be comfortable.... right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Stretch goals

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"I have a plan!"

Grabs the dildo and kiesters it

"I have sent it to the shadow realm."

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 10 points 9 months ago

Trying to get interviewed by the BBC?

[–] CptEnder 9 points 9 months ago

Dungeons and Bad Dragons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I've been doing poorly at my guessing game lately, but if this wasn't you I was going to sacrificially burn my favorite sex toy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

"I'm learning things about you I never meant to and I regret doing so."