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[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Give 'em the one two 🥖🥖

[–] GreatCornolio 6 points 9 months ago

C'est la vie

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Les CIWS lacks a certain… élan that Pierre brings to the table

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's good for the esprit de corps.

[–] GreatCornolio 13 points 9 months ago
[–] EpicFailGuy 1 points 9 months ago

jenesaisquoi

[–] Rognaut 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Close in Weapon System system.

[–] halendos 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Guest_User 8 points 9 months ago

Let me just enter my PIN number

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrStankov 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

ZEN TAKE UN NAP AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Spicy baguette launcher is peak NCD

[–] zakobjoa 8 points 9 months ago

simBAD indeed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Vazi pierrot!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

France, baise ouais!

Aux aaaaaarmes, citoyeeeens, formeeeeez vos battaillooooons...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a literal translation of "america, fuck yeah!"

Translation programs can't make sense of it because it's a literal word-for-word translation, not an anologous one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Thanks! I learned!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 3 points 9 months ago

This guy is about to become the greatest French conqueror since Attila the Honhonhon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Evil baguettes evil.