I can see dead people
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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...but everyone already knows that before they see the movie about your life.
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I can undo and retry fumbled social interactions.
But you shit yourself while you're going home every time.
Retrying these fumbled social interactions can occasionally lead to absurdly consequential butterfly effects that rock the foundations of the world around you. Every disaster stemming from a social retake is preceded by a benign itch in the back of your ear. Sometimes you just get that itch for literally no reason anyway, though.
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I have a set of mental buttons i can press which lets me instantly fix some common flaws of being a human:
- fall asleep
- stop humming a song stuck in my head
- stop feeling light headaches
- postpone hunger for 3 hours
- shut of tinnitus
- make the itching stop
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I can find any lost object.
You have to sort through every object anyone has ever lost to do so
Any object you locate begins looking for you
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Telekinesis with no mass limit.
But it also has no speed limit, causing items you pull around to reach light speed almost instantly, effectively growing to infinite size for the duration of the pull
Honestly, in controlled conditions, I think I can benefit humanity with this.