i just want to protect my baby from satan #wap
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You mean WAP doesn't mean Worship and Praise?
I'm gonna be sick.
in the most annoying voice you can imagine wet ass p-word
You have to say it real fast. Very fast talking.
Most probably can't relate, but my first association is always How It Is (Wap Bap …), a song released by German beauty youtuber "BibisBeautyPalace" who got up to the worldwide 5th most-disliked Youtube video (1st place of a non-English Youtuber) back then because it was so utterly terrible.
My dislike is still there. I did my part 🥲
I've never heard this before and it's just mid. Like, it's not good, but it's no Friday or Colleen Ballinger apology.
"Apology"
You have to be there to get it. Without context, it's not better or worse than Friday, and it got definitely seen as worse than that at its time. Eventually, most of the top disliked videos are just mid if you really view them objectively, without infuriating context and from a distance.
Also some context which made it particularly infuriating: She made her (mostly minor) fans pre-order the song for an insane price when it wasn't released, promising that it would be amazing and so high quality to be worth everything. I don't think people expected it to be really good, but releasing the most bland child song you can imagine which no-one can take seriously after doing that is really… wow. Also in general, her content was just pretty low-quality.
100% a joke
This is Banvideogames level humor. It's hilarious
Their daughter ain’t worshipping the devil… she’s worshipping her friend’s p*ssy.
gasp
Sex for fun, before marriage even? Women doing what they want without hurting anyone?? The horror!
You can say u on the internet, no need to * it out
#wap
Wireless Application Protocol?
Wednesdays Against Protestants
Wario and Peach
Wireless Access Point
Oh my god they were roommates!
They must be such good friends.
They are so gonna do a "friend wedding" in a couple of years.
Just a couple a buds, committing themselves to one another for life. You know, friend stuff
She's succumbed to the Isle of Lesbos
I refuse to believe this is real, they do kinda talk like that but this one doesn't sound right
It might be real, but if it is, it is almost certainly satire. Or it's real and some people are actually that oblivious.
The Acclaimed approve of this tattoo
196! THE ACCLAIMED HAVE ARRIVED!
SCISSOR ME, ZYMI
Definitely not a cop tattoo
The infamous carpetmuncher occult sign
They must be fans of The Acclaimed. SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS!
Mom… I have some news for you.
Scissor me timbers
Oh man, this is priceless 🤣🤣🤣.