this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 9 months ago

But I ordered cannelloni

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"It would have been easier to just say that you cast create food."

[–] tedmustard 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This says "get fucked" in Gallifreyan

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] BenM2023 6 points 9 months ago

Don't think about the dog park....

[–] tedmustard 3 points 9 months ago

This is much funnier 🤣

[–] FauxPseudo 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Do you want your entire fleat eaten by a dog? Because that's how you get your entire fleat eaten by a dog.

[–] ummthatguy 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] FauxPseudo 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just rewatched that two weeks ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is that the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy?

[–] FauxPseudo 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nothing else is, except all the things that are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] doublejay1999 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] FauxPseudo 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is what I get for being functionally illiterate until I was 17.

[–] psud 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You can edit your title in Lemmy. If your app doesn't support it, you could edit on the web interface

You need not suffer the indignity of a perpetual error like we had to on Reddit

[–] GrammatonCleric 12 points 9 months ago

The Gate of Yog-Sothoth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Might need to listen to TOOL for proper directions

[–] dorumon 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Must be hell on the property values, what with people constantly summoning eldritch horrors and gibbering monstrosities, then driving off to take their Labradoodle or Hellbeast to the park.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If you take out the star, there are only two lines; one connected by the upper two circles, and one connecting the "dog nose" on the right to the lower bouncing circle.

[–] alekwithak 2 points 9 months ago

What's actually happening here?