this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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[–] blotz 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I suppose it's better than wasted food

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well, it's way easier than making the shot for real

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I would upvote and comment with more vigour if they took the time to actually make this in real life.

[–] blotz 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why even make the effort of thinking of a title or body? I'll just ask chatgpt to write the title for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] The_Eminent_Bon 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Thats some big ass almonds

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How many almonds do you think is the right amount of almonds?

[–] The_Eminent_Bon 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you’re allergic to almonds, 1

[–] SuperIce 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I guess AI hasn't yet figured out the correct size for almonds.

[–] TrueStoryBob 5 points 5 months ago

We've got to stop size-shaming almonds.

[–] De_Narm 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Call me crazy, but I think pasta, fruit and vanilla sauce could work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sure, as long as you don’t use the seasoning packet…

[–] squigglycunt 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

nope, it tastes even better trust me bro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Found the milksteak enjoyer

[–] superduperenigma 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The AI really put a strawbussy on that top right strawberry 💀

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean... that's what strawberries look like when you cut them in half.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is a Christian server!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

looks at domain name

Uh… sure, buddy

[–] force 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

It's part of a nutritious breakfast (and honestly likely better for your health than honey mustard sugar bombs or whatever you eat now).