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If you think a girl's hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.
Ha! Luckily I don't have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. ๐ฅฒ
I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.
Ice creams
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What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?
No one:
This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?
Lmao I see it now
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Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"
It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with
So,
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It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It's a meme format that has been around forever.
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Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.
Allowing us to laff
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I'm cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I've fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.
This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.
Nature is amazing
So you the red hulk frfr
Shit! I am a girl!?
And I'm not a girl? Damn!
Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought
My thoughts exactly. Great, now I need update my peeps while all I wanted was a chill afternoon. :(
This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife's secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.
What is wife's primary function? What is her mission?
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Sup, babe. How's that ipo?
Dude i feel you. I've got mild Raynaud's disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.
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Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I've experienced so far
a curse in the winter time, a blessing in summer
So help warm'em up!
Yup! Best part of cuddles is being a human blanket
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When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.
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