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Someone posted a can of beans saying Lemmy will upvote anything. But will Lemmy upvote SPAM?
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Dude it's spam
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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Downvoted for spam
Spam filters must be on the fritz.
Smacks instance approximately where filters are.
I just downbeaned your comment.
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No, stop.
When you read it backwards it spells MAPS. Does Lemmy upvote Maps?
Most of the apps requires an upvote to hide post. That could be the reason.
Dude, what? That can't be true 🤦 Definitely isn't on Liftoff
I use Connect, before today update, if you want to auto hide read posts you had to upvote or comment, up voting was the easier one hence a lot unexplainable upvotes.
We do upvote everything after all
Oh, I know this one!
Spam is also great in spicy or tomato soups, especially with rice and rice cakes. Do add less salt to the soup though, spam has a lot of salt in there already.
Spam fries are delicious :-) Fried spam is also a great breakfast food.
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Me angrily upvoting the post because I hate SPAM email but I love SPAM:
The only spam I upvote is Spam in a can and Monty Python's spam skit.
Upvote because spam
Downvote because it’s spam of spam
Neutral
Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all
Doesn't spam also have a shit ton of sodium in it if I recall correctly
Spam is salty, just like spez
The answer is clearly yes, though it's a shame, I had hoped Lemmy would avoid spam posts for longer.
Of course!
Yes... Yes I think I will.
Slice that up, fry it crispy, and get some rice!
Fun fact, in Japan they consider Spam delicious for some bizarre reason. Maybe it's the culinary equivalent of tentacle porn, I don't know. But one way to eat it is called Spam Musabi and it looks like sushi.
Spam Musabi is actually Hawaiian! Although it is enjoyed in Japan as well I think
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But Spam is pretty good.
Butter some bread to toast, cook up some bacon, fry the spam in that, toss on some cheddar cheese and you've a great sandwich. (I dislike egg but that's probably a great addition too.) Pepper to taste.
Ignore the multiple grams worth of salt you'll be taking in. It's worth it.
It's the salt, human bodies crave salt when they are low on it and human bodies will want to get salt from wherever they can
Salt also improves flavour and spam has a shit ton of it
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Here I go
Rule 3 protest 😂
spamming spam I see
yes, because I improperly judged spam. I thought it was icky, then I went to Hawaii.
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Lovely Spam, wonderful spam!
salty
Try klik
No.
They don't upvote carrots
Then don't knock it, it's got it's own key.
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